We will steal Kabir's iphone, ipod, girlfriend ... everything ... I swear on my mother

A house doesn't run on science ... it runs on home science

I had heard about the x-ray of a body ... but you can do that even for a character

Every computer has the same story ... somewhere there is a porn star and somewhere there is a queen of dreams

Am I an universal charger ... which can be inserted anywhere

By typing on the computer with your fingers, you fingered with me?

For everything else there is Google

When you add sulphate, oxygen, nitrogen and hydrogen all four together in a cylinder ... then a stove doesn't burn, but the whole house burns down ... it's a total blast

If life had a rewind button just like the VCR ... then it would have been great

He doesn't even know the difference between software and underwear

We believe in science ... and not in non-science

Nowadays it is said that if there's someone who knows everything after god ... literally everything ... then that's Google

The cells in your phone are supercharged

I don't believe on human's ... technology is enough for me

There are three steps of human development ... monkey, human and machine

Even science says that a heart is independent ... it doesn't need a body nor a mind to beat

Opportunity always pokes, mails, spams and likes me ... but I was waiting on the door for it to knock

In politics there is no barometer for right or wrong ... what is right is right ... and what is wrong is also right

The difference between a lawyer and a computer is ... a computer gets twice as intelligent and half as expensive, compared to a lawyer every year

I have advised you so many times ... that with your TV ... never connect someone else's DVD player