Aaj ki duniya mein machine ne tarakki nahi ki hai, aadmi ne tarakki ki hai ... aaj tak aadmi machine banate aaye hai ... machine ne kabhi kisi aadmi ko nahi banaya hai

In today's age machines have not advanced, humans have advanced ... till today humans have made machines ... a machine has never made a human

Hum Kabir ka iphone, uska ipod, uski item ... sab cheen lenge ... i-shapath

We will steal Kabir's iphone, ipod, girlfriend ... everything ... I swear on my mother

Isse toh software or underwear ka bhi farak pata nahi

He doesn't even know the difference between software and underwear

Computer pe ungli marte marte tu mere se ungli kiya?

By typing on the computer with your fingers, you fingered with me?

Baki sab ke liye Google hai

For everything else there is Google

Ghar science se nahi ... home science se chalta hai

A house doesn't run on science ... it runs on home science

Jism ke x-ray ka toh suna tha ... lekin aap toh character ka bhi kar lete hai

I had heard about the x-ray of a body ... but you can do that even for a character

Zindagi mein bhi VCR ki tarah rewind button hota ... toh kitna achcha hota

If life had a rewind button just like the VCR ... then it would have been great

Main koi universal charger hoon ... kahin bhi ghused doge

Am I an universal charger ... which can be inserted anywhere

Jab sulphate, oxygen, nitrogen aur hydrogen in chaaron ko ek cylinder mein bhar do na ... toh choola nahi ghar jalta hai ... blast hota hai blast

When you add sulphate, oxygen, nitrogen and hydrogen all four together in a cylinder ... then a stove doesn't burn, but the whole house burns down ... it's a total blast

Woh obviously computer aur mobile jaanti hai, par roz mannat maangti hai ... kaam mein zimmedar hai, par sabse pehle pariwar hai ... woh sajhti bhi hai, savarti bhi hai, aankhen tezz taraar hai ... par uski muskaan uska sabse bada shringar hai ... honestly I tell you surat bhi hai, khoobsurat bhi hai ... woh Gorakhpur ki Geeta toh hai, par pal bhar mein Bombay ki bombshell bhi ban sakti hai

She obviously knows computer and mobile, but still she wishes everyday ... she is responsible in her work, but still family comes first ... she even dresses up, she even adorns, and has sharp eyes ... but her smile is her biggest enrichment ... honestly I tell you she also has a good face and she is also beautiful ... she is Geeta from Gorakhpur, but in a moment she can become a bombshell of Bombay

Science is easy ... love is hard

Science is easy ... love is hard

Hum log science mein maante hai ... non-science mein nahi

We believe in science ... and not in non-science

Aap agar Shanaya hai toh main mooli hoon ... aap agar patang hai toh main aapka solar cell hoon ... aap agar saand hai toh main aapki ghanti ki bell hoon

If you're Shanaya then I'm radish ... if you're a kite then I'm your solar cell ... if you're a bull then I'm your bell

Aaj kal kehte hai ki bhagwan ke baad agar kisi ko sab kuch pata hai ... sab kuch ... toh woh hai Google

Nowadays it is said that if there's someone who knows everything after god ... literally everything ... then that's Google

Aadmi ke vikaas ke charan teen ... bandar, aadmi aur machine

There are three steps of human development ... monkey, human and machine

Main insaan par bharosa nahi karta ... technology mere liye kaafi hai

I don't believe on human's ... technology is enough for me

Politics mein sahi galat ka koi barometer nahi hota ... joh sahi hai woh sahi hai ... aur joh galat hai woh bhi sahi hai

In politics there is no barometer for right or wrong ... what is right is right ... and what is wrong is also right

Tere phone ke cell na zyada hi charge ho rakhe hai

The cells in your phone are supercharged

The difference between a lawyer and a computer is ... a computer gets twice as intelligent and half as expensive, compared to a lawyer every year

The difference between a lawyer and a computer is ... a computer gets twice as intelligent and half as expensive, compared to a lawyer every year