The difference between a lawyer and a computer is ... a computer gets twice as intelligent and half as expensive, compared to a lawyer every year

I have advised you so many times ... that with your TV ... never connect someone else's DVD player

Science is easy ... love is hard

HIV positive, TB positive, Malaria positive ... the medical field is the only field in which positive means bad news

Hey you floppy disk of the bluetooth era

My wife is like a roaming satellite in the space ... who keeps circling on my head 24 hours and keeps a watch on me

Women are like the virus from the internet ... first they enter a man's life ... then after scanning his heart and mind ... the transfer all his happiness, all his freedom, all his bank balance into their account ... and instead of that do you know what do they download in the man's account ... (what?) ... tension, yearning, suffocation, restlessness, fussiness, kids ... and then they leave deleting the smile from his face and hanging him forever

Once a man hangs up then forget a female ... he is not even fit for an e-mail

When the load of work increases ... then the wires of the brain get short circuited

This is the science of rowdyism ... it's a very tough subject and I am a master in it

A doctor treats the body with medicines and a physiatrist treats the mind using his mind ... by going close to the heart, by understanding it, by making it understand

Oh my friend, why didn't god put a backspace in my mouth

When the mind of you guys works at the speed of dial-up ... then there is no need of using your mouth at the speed of broadband

Film strugglers are like that message ... the more you delete them the more they come back