Hamari generation ko khud ki intelligence se zyada artificial intelligence pe bharosa hai ... kyun, kyun ki data kabhi galat nahi hota hai

App ne bola toh soulmate ... app nahi toh checkmate

Main insaan par bharosa nahi karta ... technology mere liye kaafi hai

HIV positive, TB positive, Malaria positive ... yeh medical line na eklauti line hai jismein positive ka matlab bad news hota hai

Science bhi kehta hai ki dil azaad khayal hai ... dhadakne ke liye na toh isse shareer ki zaroorat hai na dimaag ki

Opportunity hamesha mujhe poke, mail, spam aur like karti hai ... aur main darwaze pe khada uski khat-khat ki intezar karta raha

Tere phone ke cell na zyada hi charge ho rakhe hai

Meri biwi toh space mein ghumti us satellite ki tarah hai ... joh chaubeeso ghante mere sar par mandrati hai aur mujhpar nazar rakhti hai

The difference between a lawyer and a computer is ... a computer gets twice as intelligent and half as expensive, compared to a lawyer every year

Maine tujhe kitni baar salah di hai ... ki apni TV set ke saath ... doosre ke DVD player ko attach kabhi nahi karna chahiye

Abhe oye bluetooth period ke floppy disk

Science, vigyaan, ek aisi mashaal joh duniya ko andhere mein rasta dikha sakti hai ... lekin agar galat haathon mein pad jaye toh usse jalakar raakh bhi kar sakti hai

Doctor dawaon se jism ka ilaaj karta hai aur physiatrist dimaag se dimaag ka ... dil ke paas pahunch kar, usse samajh kar, samjha kar

Jab kaam ka bhoj badh jaata hai na ... toh dimaag ki wiring mein short circuit ho jaati hai

Yeh bhailogy hai bhailogy ... bahut bhari subject hai aur apun iska master

Oh yaar, bhagwan ne meri zabaan pe backspace kyun nahi lagaya

Jab tum log ka dimaag ekdum dial-up ka speed se chalta hai ... toh yeh zubaan ko broadband se chalane ka koi zaroorat nahi hai

Filmy struggler us message ki tarah hai ... jise saala jitna bhi delete karo utna aur zyada aate hai