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# 61

Hamari generation ko khud ki intelligence se zyada artificial intelligence pe bharosa hai ... kyun, kyun ki data kabhi galat nahi hota hai


Today's generation trusts artificial intelligence more than their own intelligence ... why, because data never lies

# 62

App ne bola toh soulmate ... app nahi toh checkmate


If the app says then she's your soulmate ... and without the app you're checkmate

# 63

Main insaan par bharosa nahi karta ... technology mere liye kaafi hai


I don't believe on human's ... technology is enough for me

# 64

HIV positive, TB positive, Malaria positive ... yeh medical line na eklauti line hai jismein positive ka matlab bad news hota hai


HIV positive, TB positive, Malaria positive ... the medical field is the only field in which positive means bad news

# 65

Science bhi kehta hai ki dil azaad khayal hai ... dhadakne ke liye na toh isse shareer ki zaroorat hai na dimaag ki


Even science says that a heart is independent ... it doesn't need a body nor a mind to beat

# 66

Opportunity hamesha mujhe poke, mail, spam aur like karti hai ... aur main darwaze pe khada uski khat-khat ki intezar karta raha


Opportunity always pokes, mails, spams and likes me ... but I was waiting on the door for it to knock

# 67

Tere phone ke cell na zyada hi charge ho rakhe hai


The cells in your phone are supercharged

# 68

Meri biwi toh space mein ghumti us satellite ki tarah hai ... joh chaubeeso ghante mere sar par mandrati hai aur mujhpar nazar rakhti hai


My wife is like a roaming satellite in the space ... who keeps circling on my head 24 hours and keeps a watch on me

# 69

The difference between a lawyer and a computer is ... a computer gets twice as intelligent and half as expensive, compared to a lawyer every year


The difference between a lawyer and a computer is ... a computer gets twice as intelligent and half as expensive, compared to a lawyer every year

# 70

Maine tujhe kitni baar salah di hai ... ki apni TV set ke saath ... doosre ke DVD player ko attach kabhi nahi karna chahiye


I have advised you so many times ... that with your TV ... never connect someone else's DVD player

# 71

Abhe oye bluetooth period ke floppy disk


Hey you floppy disk of the bluetooth era

# 72

Science, vigyaan, ek aisi mashaal joh duniya ko andhere mein rasta dikha sakti hai ... lekin agar galat haathon mein pad jaye toh usse jalakar raakh bhi kar sakti hai


Science is a torch that can show the path to the world in darkness ... but if gets in the wrong hands then it can burn it down into ashes as well

# 73

Doctor dawaon se jism ka ilaaj karta hai aur physiatrist dimaag se dimaag ka ... dil ke paas pahunch kar, usse samajh kar, samjha kar


A doctor treats the body with medicines and a physiatrist treats the mind using his mind ... by going close to the heart, by understanding it, by making it understand

# 74

Jab kaam ka bhoj badh jaata hai na ... toh dimaag ki wiring mein short circuit ho jaati hai


When the load of work increases ... then the wires of the brain get short circuited

# 75

Yeh bhailogy hai bhailogy ... bahut bhari subject hai aur apun iska master


This is the science of rowdyism ... it's a very tough subject and I am a master in it

# 76

Oh yaar, bhagwan ne meri zabaan pe backspace kyun nahi lagaya


Oh my friend, why didn't god put a backspace in my mouth

# 77

Jab tum log ka dimaag ekdum dial-up ka speed se chalta hai ... toh yeh zubaan ko broadband se chalane ka koi zaroorat nahi hai


When the mind of you guys works at the speed of dial-up ... then there is no need of using your mouth at the speed of broadband

# 78

Filmy struggler us message ki tarah hai ... jise saala jitna bhi delete karo utna aur zyada aate hai


Film strugglers are like that message ... the more you delete them the more they come back

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