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# 61
Woh obviously computer aur mobile jaanti hai, par roz mannat maangti hai ... kaam mein zimmedar hai, par sabse pehle pariwar hai ... woh sajhti bhi hai, savarti bhi hai, aankhen tezz taraar hai ... par uski muskaan uska sabse bada shringar hai ... honestly I tell you surat bhi hai, khoobsurat bhi hai ... woh Gorakhpur ki Geeta toh hai, par pal bhar mein Bombay ki bombshell bhi ban sakti hai
She obviously knows computer and mobile, but still she wishes everyday ... she is responsible in her work, but still family comes first ... she even dresses up, she even adorns, and has sharp eyes ... but her smile is her biggest enrichment ... honestly I tell you she also has a good face and she is also beautiful ... she is Geeta from Gorakhpur, but in a moment she can become a bombshell of Bombay
# 62
Abhe oye bluetooth period ke floppy disk
Hey you floppy disk of the bluetooth era
# 63
Politics mein sahi galat ka koi barometer nahi hota ... joh sahi hai woh sahi hai ... aur joh galat hai woh bhi sahi hai
In politics there is no barometer for right or wrong ... what is right is right ... and what is wrong is also right
# 64
Meri biwi toh space mein ghumti us satellite ki tarah hai ... joh chaubeeso ghante mere sar par mandrati hai aur mujhpar nazar rakhti hai
My wife is like a roaming satellite in the space ... who keeps circling on my head 24 hours and keeps a watch on me
# 65
Maine tujhe kitni baar salah di hai ... ki apni TV set ke saath ... doosre ke DVD player ko attach kabhi nahi karna chahiye
I have advised you so many times ... that with your TV ... never connect someone else's DVD player
# 66
Yeh joh auratein hoti hai na, yeh internet ke virus ki tarah hoti hai ... pehle to mard ki life mein enter hoti hai ... phir uske dil aur dimaag ko scan karke ... uski sari khushiyan, uski sari azaadi, uske sare bank balance apne account mein transfer kar leti hai ... aur badle mein mard ke account mein kya download karti hai ... (kya?) ... tension, tadap, ghutan, bechaini, jhik-jhik, bachche ... aur uske chehre ki smile ko delete karke usse hamesha hamesha ke liye hang karke chali jaati hai
Women are like the virus from the internet ... first they enter a man's life ... then after scanning his heart and mind ... the transfer all his happiness, all his freedom, all his bank balance into their account ... and instead of that do you know what do they download in the man's account ... (what?) ... tension, yearning, suffocation, restlessness, fussiness, kids ... and then they leave deleting the smile from his face and hanging him forever
# 67
Ek baar mard hang ho gaya toh phir woh female kya ... e-mail ke layak bhi nahi reh jaata
Once a man hangs up then forget a female ... he is not even fit for an e-mail
# 68
Jab kaam ka bhoj badh jaata hai na ... toh dimaag ki wiring mein short circuit ho jaati hai
When the load of work increases ... then the wires of the brain get short circuited
# 69
Yeh bhailogy hai bhailogy ... bahut bhari subject hai aur apun iska master
This is the science of rowdyism ... it's a very tough subject and I am a master in it
# 70
Doctor dawaon se jism ka ilaaj karta hai aur physiatrist dimaag se dimaag ka ... dil ke paas pahunch kar, usse samajh kar, samjha kar
A doctor treats the body with medicines and a physiatrist treats the mind using his mind ... by going close to the heart, by understanding it, by making it understand
# 71
Oh yaar, bhagwan ne meri zabaan pe backspace kyun nahi lagaya
Oh my friend, why didn't god put a backspace in my mouth
# 72
Jab tum log ka dimaag ekdum dial-up ka speed se chalta hai ... toh yeh zubaan ko broadband se chalane ka koi zaroorat nahi hai
When the mind of you guys works at the speed of dial-up ... then there is no need of using your mouth at the speed of broadband
# 73
Filmy struggler us message ki tarah hai ... jise saala jitna bhi delete karo utna aur zyada aate hai
Film strugglers are like that message ... the more you delete them the more they come back
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