Shehar ke har bridge par hote hai ATM ... jitne paise chahiye nikaal lo ... aur har sunsaan gali mein hoti hai kapadon ki dukaan ... joh pasand aaye pehen lo

Yeh daulat bhi kya cheez hai ... jiske pass jitni bhi aati hai ... kam hi lagti hai

Is duniya mein jab tak bhalai rupai aur paison se na tauli jaye ... woh bhalai nahin kehlati

Pyar dhan, daulat, khandan nahi ... sirf dil dekhta hai

Mazdoor ka paseena sookhne se pehle, uski mazdoori mil jani chahiye janaab

Kutte ke mooh se haddi ... aur tees maar khan ki noton ki gaddi ... dono cheenana bekaar hai

Ek vaishya bhi sex ke paise nahi leti ... sex ke baad bistar chhodke jaane ke paise leti hai

Daulat ka pedh jab bhi ughta hai ... paap ki zameen mein hi ughta hai

Doctor sahab, aap operation ki tayaari kijiye ... main paison ka intezaam karta hoon

Mere jeb se jab hazar rupai ka note neeche girta hai ... toh main usse uthata nahi hoon ... jaante ho kyun? ... kyun ki us note ko zameen se uthakar mere jeb mein rakhne mein jitna time jaata hai ... utne mein main lakhon ke deals kar leta hoon ... time is precious

Main paanch lakh ka sauda karne aaya hoon ... aur meri jeb mein paanch phooti kaudiyaan bhi nahin hai

Har cheez ki keemat hoti hai ... pata sirf yeh karna hota hai ki kise aur kaise khareedna hai

Akele paise kamane mein koi mazaa nahi hai

Daulat ka kya hai, woh toh aati jati rehti hai ... magar beti toh ghar ki izzat hai ... aur izzat ek baar chali jaye toh woh laut kar vapis nahi aaya karti

Har insaan ko zindagi mein kisi na kisi cheez ki khoj hai ... kisi ko naam ki khoj hai ... kisi ko mukaam ki khoj hai ... kisi ko khoj hai daulat aur shohrat ki

Zindagi mein paise zyada bhale hi ho ... kam kabhi nahi padne chahiye

Ghee chhe toh ghapa-ghap chhe

Yeh business waale kisike dost nahi hote ... yeh sirf paise ke dost hote hai

Duniya mein mard lakh imaandar hoga toh sadak pe padhe hue pachaas yah sau rupaiy ki note chhod dega ... lekin ek akeli, jawaan, anaath ladki ko koi nahi chhodta

Jeb mein Laxmikant ho toh life Pyarelal ban hi jaati hai