The traffic cop standing on the signal will let you go for 100 bucks ... if your name is Khan then it means that your entire family is a terrorist ... over there a farmer is hanging himself from a fan in his own house ... but still you're saying that our country is great

You fail if the coin moves!

So what if I don't have money in my bank account ... I have a fixed deposit of peace here

It only takes hard work to earn money with honesty ... but it takes hard work and risk both to earn money with bribery

I need someone who loves me ... not my wealth

A loan and marriage are similar ... if you take a loan then pay for it, and if you got married then fulfill it

If these guys keep money in the fridge ... then do make yogurt in the bank

With money you can buy every passion, every moment of life

Money is not God ... but swear on God, it is not less than God either

A person can shed the blood of his own people for money

All my money is white ... only my deeds are black

I am not someone who crushes a snakes head and kills it ... I am someone who catches the snakes head and removes the poisonous teeth ... and then I'll make it dance and make money

Helping him is like ... hitting an axe on your own leg, paying tax on black money and seeing the climax in the interval itself

I don't f*ck for money!

Here on the road you'll get money if you beg, you'll also find a girl ... but you won't find a job

I used to think that a marriage happens between two people ... but I learnt from your father that one person doesn't marry another person ... a bank balance marries another bank balance, a capacity marries another capacity, a status marries another status

Until Mahatma Gandhi was on the wall we used to put a garland around him ... now he's come on money, and we have put him in our pockets

Money is the 8th sense using which we can enjoy all the other senses

Money can buy you happiness ... if you know where to shop

These days to gets things done you need money, not beatings