Tu mera dulha toh kya ... kisi ka dalaal banne ke layak bhi nahi hai

Joh thappad dikhayi nahi deta ... woh zyada gehri chot karta hai

Najayaz kaam karna meri aadat nahi

Waqt sabse bada marham hota hai

Hukum leta nahin, professor hukum deta hai

Har tawaif ek laash hai

Abhi hamari ek mulaqat aur hogi ... aur woh tumhare liye aakhri hogi

Bhagwan ne aapko daulat toh zaroorat se zyada di hai ... magar dil dene mein thodi si kanjhoosi kar gaya

Tune mere peeth pe chura bhoka hai

Jo sheeshe ke gharon mein rehne hein woh doosron pe patthar nahin phenkte

Rishtey ka steering wheel chahe apne haath mein ho ... backseat driving family hi karta hai

Main cheezein kabhi bhoolta nahi ... I have a photographic memory

Har baar main tujhe bachane nahi aa paaunga ... lekin itna jaanta hoon ki kal agar mujhe zaroorat padi ... toh tu mujhe har baar bachane aayegi

Maine aaj tak kabhi kisi ke liye kuch nahi kiya ... ek vaar kar lene de yaar ... mukti mil jaani hai mujhe

Jahan hum log behate hai wahan aam aadmi ki sirf arziyan pahunchti hai ... awaaz nahi

Is duniya mein kabhi kabhi insaan itna majboor ho jaata hai ... sivah iske ke woh apne aapko kismat ke havale karde ... aur kuch nahi kar sakta

Aadmi halaat aur kamzoriyon ki mitti se bana hua woh khilona hai ... jisse galatiyan hoti rehti hai

Zehar toh sirf uske khane waale ko maarta hai ... lekin drugs khane waale ke saath saath uske pariwar ko bhi jeete jee maarti hai

Prayashchit insaan ke paapo ko mitta deta hai ... woh buzdil hote hai joh apne paapo ko mittane ke bajaye khud ko mitta dete hai

Main zindagi mein bahut kam faisle karta hoon ... lekin ek baar faisla kar loon toh woh pahaad se bhi zyada atal hota hai