Sachai aur burai ki jab bhi bhidant hui hai ... dum hamesha burai ne hi todha hai

Jab tak tum jaisi auraten is dharti par zinda hai ... kalyug mein bhi satyug zinda rahega

Ghayal sher aur taqatwar dushman ka shikaar karne mein bahut mazaa aata hai

Itna maroonga, itna maroonga ki gali gali bheek maangti phiregi teri mundi

Main itni oonchai par khada hoon ... ki mujhe dekhne ke liye gardan itni oonchi uthani padti hai ... ki reed ki haddi toot jaati hai

Aaj kal sunne mein aa raha hai ... ke vilayat se yeh maal aa raha hai, vilayat ko woh maal ja raha hai ... arre kisi ko hosh hai ki Bharat varsh kahan ja raha hai

Insaan kitni bhi jaldi kare, pahunchta tabhi hai jab usse pahunchna hota hai ... aur pahunchta wahi hai jahan usse pahunchna hota hai

Jis tarah dane dane pe khane waale ka naam likha hota hai ... bilkul ussi tarah har sikke pe paane waale ka naam bhi likha hota hai

Is vardi ke andar barood se bana hua jism hai ... agar us jism ne aag pakad li toh woh dhamaka hoga ki ... tere jism ke chitre cheetiyan tak nahi dhoond payengi

Main tolta pehle hoon aur bolta bad mein hoon

Pollution, population aur corruption ... yeh teeno bimaariyan kaput beton ki tarah is desh ko kha jayegi

Aadmi ko apni haisiyat ke andar rehna chahiye ... doosron ki daya par jeene ko jeena nahi kehte

Joh kabhi nahi hota ... wohi ek din zaroor hota hai

Jisse main insaan ka bachcha samajhkar bees saal tak palta raha ... woh aasteen ka saanp nikla

Hamare yahan toh yamdoot bhi hamari ijaazat ke bina nahi aa sakta

Chandni raat hai, taaron sa bikhar jaane de ... apni aaghosh mein lele, mujhe mar jaane de

Is desh mein vakil aur barrister toh sirf auraton ko hi hona chahiye

Daulat mein bahut vazan hota hai

Humne tumhe paal poskar is din ke liye bada nahi kiya tha ... ki humse sawal jawab karne ki jurrat karo

Hamara aadmi pehle zindagi se alag hota hai ... baad humse