Itihaas duniya ki sabse badi adalat hai

Bal se kiya hua kaam balaatkar hota hai

Tumhare jism mein main itne chhed kar doonga ... ki marne ke baad bhi saale basuri ki tarah bajhte rahoge

Inki shaadi ki chewing gum mein se dhere dhere taste chala gaya hai ... ab naahi usse ughal sakte hai aur naahi nighal sakte hai

Every crisis is an opportunity in disguise ... toh mushkil ko mauka bana aur maar de chauka

Har Gujarati ke liye dhanda dharam ke samaan hota hai

Motorcar pe nahi, sanskar pe dhyan do

Ladki ki zindagi mein teen cheez bahut zaroori hoti hai ... look, book and cook

Tere liye kaam karte karte logon ka paseena nikla ... aur tu toh bahut bada kameena nikla ... tune toh bola tha tu izzat dega ... lekin kya pata tha tu saala hamari bhi le lega

Mujhe zyada bolne ki aadat nahi hai ... main joh bolta hoon woh sun aur joh nahi bolta hoon woh dhyaan se sun

Is desh mein ussi ki jeet hoti hai ... jisse is desh ki mitti ki sugandh ka pata ho

Itni beizzati maine zindagi mein ek saath kabhi nahi jheli hai

Tu hai aag main hoon shola ... aaja meri Coca-Cola

Sabse gehra zakhm wohi log de sakte hai ... joh khud gehri chot khaye huye hai

Aage badna hai toh pehle peeche hatna seekho

Jail to hamra sasural hai bhaiya ... roz item girl party hogi

Yeh swarg hai ... yahan tak pahuchne ke liye tujhe bahut punya karne padenge ya marna padega

Hum Gujarati patthar pe pair maare na ... toh Porbandar se pound are Dakor se dollar nikaal sakte hai

Buzurgon ki paad toh bachon ke liye aashirwad samaan hoti hai

Municipality ke nal se pani aaye na aaye ... inki aankhon se behna shuru ho jaata hai