Vote dena usko chahiye joh sabse zyada pasand ho ... par dena padta hai usse joh sabse kam napasand ho

Mere paas botal hai, glass hai, pani hai, pyas hai, chakna hai, chicken hai ... par meri daru kiske paas hai yaar?

Har partnership mein hamesha ek partner ka talent doosre partner se thoda zyada hota hai

Ek chef ka kaam hai doosron ki taste ko bina taste kiye pehchanna

Sach kalpana se bhi zyada vichitra hota hai

Trailer hit toh picture hit ... aur gaana hit toh picture super hit

Main chahta hoon Hindustan ka har aadmi jiye toh sher ki tarah jiye ... varna pehda hote hi marr jaye

Main illegally legal kaam karta hoon ... legally illegal kaam nahi

Vyavastha se gunehgar bante honge ... lekin gunahon ko vyavastha ki pratishtha dene ka kanoon ko koi haq nahi hai ... gunah ki vyavastha nahi ho sakti

Ek baar ghulami se peecha chhudaya tha hamare buzurgon ne ... toh kya aaj hum phir ghulam ban jayenge? ... chand aaise gaddar netaon ke haathon mein desh ki bhaag-daur ko saunp denge ... jinki gaadiyan bullet-proof, kapde daag-proof, kaan sound-proof aur aankhen sharam-proof? ... bolo, jawaab do!

Shaadi woh keemat hai joh ek aadmi sex ke liye chukata hai ... sex woh keemat hai joh ek aurat shaadi ke liye chukati hai

Tu toh apne saathiyon ko bhi dokha de sakta hai ... lekin main apne dushman se kiye huye vaade ko bhi poora karta hoon

Madam ... I am your only Adam

Businessman woh hota hai joh poori imaandari ke saath ... apne waqt, apne hunar, apni kaabiliyat ka sauda karne ke baad muhafza kamata hai

Koyle ki dalaali mein haath kaale ho jate hai ... magar kaala dhanda karne waalon ke toh mooh bhi kaale ho jate hai

Ek baar maarna shuru karta hoon ... toh maar hi deta hoon

Main toh roz vilayat jata hoon ... aur roz vilayat se aata hoon

Taqat logon ko jodhne se badhti hai ... unhe khilaaf karne se nahi

Khana banana duniya ki sabse badi kala hai

Khushiyan toh insaan har kisi ke saath baant sakta hai ... lekin apne dukh usse apne dil ke andhar hi rakhne padte hai