Haath kangan ko aarsi kya ... joh Urdu padhe uske liye Farsi kya

Tere is chehre pe main sanam marta hoon ... toot na jaye dil, main sanam darta hoon

Main bhi kitna harami hoon, dono taraf dhol bajhata hoon ... udhar se maal kamata hoon, idhar se naam kamata hoon

Yahan ki fikar wahan ka khayal rakha hai ... badi ada se dono jahan sambhal rakha hai

Pehankar police ki yeh vardi hum ghalib tamasha-e-ahle-karam dekhte hai ... chaman ko ujhadte kahi baar dekha, par aaj is club ka hashar dekhte hai

Kaaba na sahi, butkhana sahi ... hum chahne waale tere sanam, tujhe dhoond hi lenge kahin na kahin

Ujhde hue gulshan mein dekho aaj kaliyan khil gayi ... ek ko chahte the hum aur do do mil gayi

Patta patta, boota boota haal hamara jaane hai ... jaane na jaane koi na jaane, haal toh saare jaane hai

Aye haseen aasman ki malika, mera dildar mujhko lauta de ... tujhko apni nazakaton ki kasam, tu mera pyar mujhko lauta de

Jaldi mein woh chala kaha na goodbye ... ticket lekin gira gaya, ja raha hai Dubai

Pedh, nadi aur dharti se bada koi daani nahi ... aur foren joh apni bhool sudhaar le usse bada koi gyani nahi

Jee haan baza huzoor kiye ja raha hoon main ... aur maska laga lagake jeeye ja raha hoon main

Chup nahi sakti chupane se mohabbat ki nazar ... chahane waale bhi rakhte hai qayamat ki nazar

Soz jab dil mein utar aata hai ... nagma aankhon se nazar aata hai

Humse poocho ki haqeeqat kya hai ... tum jisse apni mohabbat de do, usko daulat ki zaroorat kya hai

Taar is majnoon ka aaya mujhe Holland se ... Sonia ji sair karke aa gayi England se

Woh copy hi kya jiska koi cover na ho ... aur woh ladki hi kya jiska koi lover na ho

Tandurusti aur tvacha ka nahi hai daava ... sirf saaf safai ka pakka vaada

Aaj apna pehla mulaqat, khane ke liye daal bhat ... khana khale aaj mere saath, khana khale bill ka kya baat

Aankhen hai toh dekh le, nahi khulega gate ... aur bahut bookha pyasa hai, toh kahin aur jaake kha chocolate