Ek machhar sala aadmi ko hijda bana deta hai!

Badtameez, chaddar ki kameez, lohe ka pajama, bandar tera mama, arre billi teri mausi, kutta tera yaar, aam ka achaar ... aaja mere yaar!

Doosron ke bachche aur kutton ke saath khelna sabko achcha lagta hai

Dum par kabhi zor se jhatka diya hota ... toh dum toh kya kuttiya bhi seedhi ho jaati hai

Tu don ki nahi ... donkey ki ladki hai

Purane khandar ki giri hui deewar pe tangi hui badsurat tasveer ke peeche chupi hui gadni chipkali ki phad-phadati pooch pe lehrati hui cheenti

Main teri itni botiyan karoonga ... ki aaj gaon ka koi bhi kutta bhookha nahi soyega

Kabhi aadmi leke nikalta hai, kabhi kutte leke ... akele nikla kar ... mard hone ka ehsaas ho jayega

Sirf oye oye karne se koi chela guru nahi ho jaata ... aur sirf bhaukne se koi kutta kamina nahi ho jaata

Chal Dhanno ... aaj teri Basanti ki izzat ka sawaal hai

Log kehte hai ki agar sherni ke mooh khoon lag jaye na ... toh woh zinda nahi chodti

Is shehar ke shahenshah log mahalo mein rehte hai ... par is jungle ko chalane ke liye joh sher chahiye woh sadako par hi pehda hote hai

Maine bhari mehfil mein sher maara ... toh sherni vidhva ho gayi

Jab do sher aamne saamne khade hoon ... toh bhediye unke aas paas nahin rehte

Shikaar ki khoj mein ... sher bedh bakriyo ki fauj hi dhoondta hai

Business mein laga hua rupaiya ... saanp ke daanto mein phase hue mendhak ki tarah hota hai

Morni bina mor kis kaam ka ... yeh sindoor hai Ram naam ka

Sau kutte milkar bhi khule sher ka shikaar nahi kar sakte

Bandar ke nachane se kalandar nahi padte ... tasbi ke phirane se paighambar nahi padte

Suar hamesha group mein shikaar karte hai ... aur sher akele