Goa aane ka mast chill maarne ka ... lekin dum nahi maarne ka

Come to Goa and chill ... but don't smoke

Upar wala aankhen sabko deta hai ... nazar kisi kisi ko ... dimaag sabko deta hai ... samajh kisi kisi ko ... yeh joh aankhen aur nazar, dimaag aur samajh ke beech ka joh antar hai ... yeh shiksha se bharta hai

God gives eyes to everyone ... but vision to only a few ... he gives brain to everyone ... but understanding to only a few ... and the gap that exists between eyes and vision, between brain and understanding ... that can be filled with education

Kahani kirdaar se nahi ... halaat se pehda hoti hai

A story isn't born from a character ... it's born from a situation

Sahi tarika apnaoge toh badi se badi kathenayi hal ho sakti hai

If you take the right approach then even the biggest problem can be solved

Jab do pyar karne waale marte hai ... toh do pyar karne waale pehda ho jaate hai

When two lovers die ... then two lovers are born

Jab se tumhe dekha hai aankhen band ho ya khuli ... sirf tumhara chera nazar aata hai

Since I have seen you ... I always see your face, whether my eyes are closed or open

Shiksha gyan ke bina aur gyan anubhav ke bina adhoora hai

Education without knowledge and knowledge without experience is incomplete

Haan mera dil keh raha hai main sar se leke paon tak, tere sandali badan pe mohabbat likh doon ... mera dil keh raha hai main tere surkh taraste hoton ki lali pe, apne labon ki shabnami shararat likh doon ... haan mera dil keh raha hai tere pajeb ki jhankar pe, tere bahon ki chandan haar pe, apni bechaini ki halat likh doon ... mera dil keh raha hai tere uljhe kesu savar in aankhon ke aaine mein, tera dulhan sa roop niharon ... is mahekti zameen ki sej pe apne armano ki chahat likh doon, mohabbat likh doon, mohabbat

Yes my heart is saying that I want to write my love from head to toe on your body, which is so fragrant of sandalwood ... my heart is saying that let my drops of dew play a mischief upon your ochered dripping wet lips ... yes my heart is saying that I want to write about my restless condition on the chime of your anklets, on your arms so fragrant of sandalwood ... my heart is saying that I want to caress your tangled hair, I want you mirrored in my eyes resplendent as a bride ... I want to write my desires on this fragrant soil, I want my love etched, etched in

Aadmi khane se gareeb hota hai, kapdon se gareeb hota hai ... lekin agar vicharon se gareeb ho na ... toh woh uski apni galati hoti hai

A man can be poor by what he eats, what he wears ... but if he is poor by his thoughts ... then that is his own mistake

Fayda wahi hai joh sabka ho

True profit is in which everyone benefits

Jab zameer bikta hai ... toh zindagi bhi soot sameth vasooli karti hai

When you sell your conscience ... then life recovers it with interest

Main ladies log ke saath shopping nahi karta hai, pata hai kyun? ... bhav tol bahut karte hai

I don't shop with the ladies, you know why? ... they bargain a lot

Goli woh chalate hai joh dimag nahi chalate

Bullets are fired by those who don't use brains

Shiksha bhagwan se hamari takkar hai ... kyun ki woh chahta tha ki hum usse takkar dein ... usne koi manual dekar humein dharti par nahi bheja tha ... humne karke seekha hai ... seb ko girta hua dekh kar gravity seekhi hai ... aur pani mein doobte huye jahaz ke tairne ka vigyan khoja hai

Education is our challenge with god ... because he wants us to challenge him ... he didn't send us on earth with any manual ... we've learnt by trying things out ... we learnt about gravity from a falling apple ... we discovered the science to keep a sinking vessel afloat in water

Dekhne walon ke liye sport khel hai ... lekin khelne walon ke liye sport ka matlab hai sacrifice

For spectators a sport is a game ... but for the players a sport means sacrifice

Body mein daru kam hoga na toh marne ke baad jalane ke liye bahut lakdi lagega ... bahut pedh kaatna padega ... global warming hoga ... so mother nature aur unke bachon ko surakshit rakhne ke liye at the time of death body mein full daru hona chahiye ... bas ek maachis ki teeli, boom ... eco-friendly antim sanskar

If you have less alcohol in your body then after dying a lot of pyre will be needed to burn your body ... a lot of trees will need to be cut ... that will add to global warming ... so to protect mother nature and her children you should have full alcohol in your body at the time of death ... just one matchstick will boom fire you up ... eco-friendly funeral

Zindagi mein do cheez zaroori maani jaati hai ... pani aur sona ... pani ke bagair aadmi jee nahi sakta ... sona na khane ka kaam aata hai, na peene ka, na nahane ka, na dhone ka ... lekin phir bhi bhaav sone ka hai, pani ka nahi

In life two things are considered to be important ... water and gold ... a person can't live without water ... whereas gold isn't used for eating, drinking, washing, cleaning ... but still the price of gold is more than the price of water

Log pyar ko kahan kahan talash nahi karte hai ... par pyar apne aashiqon ko khud dhoond leta hai

People search for love in so many places ... but love itself finds its lovers

Unhi ke hathyar aur nishana bhi unhi ko banayenge

We will make them a target with their own weapons

Aaise kaamo mein dimaag kisi aur ka lagta hai, haath kisi aur ka ... aur vaat tere jaiso ka

In this kind of work someone uses their mind, someone uses their hand ... and people like you get screwed