Hume sirf ek take milta hai, sirf ek take ... aur agar uss ek take mein hamse koi galati ho jati hai ... toh maut ke samne zindagi ghutne take deti hai

Mere scientist ban'ne ka koi matlab nahi hai ... agar mera science mere desh ke kaam na aaye

Har ek student government officer nahi banta ... lekin har government officer student zaroor hota hai

Is baar haath nahi ... saath chahiye

Awaaz neeche!

There's no science without experiments

Ek chumma tu mujhko udhar dede ... badle mein Middlesex Trafalgar Square lele

Ab agar daan kiya ... toh dhanda bura maan jayega

Choti moti machliya pakadne se kya hoga ... chalo koi bada haath maro

Ab Gabbar ka PWD chalega ... power wala danda

Aaisa kyun hota hai ki hum jisse sabse zyada pyar karte hai ... dukh bhi hum sabse zyada us hi ko dete hai

Hamari har samasya ki marramat NASA se karvane jayenge ... toh hum satyanasa ho jayenge

Tune aankhon se joh keh di thi woh baat kaise bhoolunga ... tere sang mein joh guzri thi woh raat kaise bhoolunga

Kehte hain baarish ke baad ki dhoop bahut khoobsurat hoti hai

Aap jaisa dost agar sabhi ko mil jaaye ... toh phir taqdeer kabhi bewafaa na ho

Main tumhari har baat manne ko tayaar hoon, lekin yeh baat manne ko tayaar nahi ki iske charitra pe daag hai

Tees din hai tumhare paas ... ek-a-tees ve din mein agar tum is shehar ki hadh mein bhi nazar aaye ... toh duniya ki hadh se bahar nikaal kar phenk doonga

Isse mujhpar vishvas tha ... aur mujhe iske vishvas pe vishvas tha

Jab sooch mein ek peedhi ka antar aa jaye ... toh dono ko apne raaste alag alag kar lene chahiye

Saale jahan Amol Palekar banna chahiye ... wahan Shakti Kapoor banjata hai