Sawaal yeh nahi hai ki tum ughloge ya nahi ... sawaal yeh hai ki hum ughalwana jaante hai

Aainda kisi gareeb par haath uthane ki koshish ki ... toh tumhare haathon ko bhik mangne ke kabil bhi nahi chhodunga

Mamta ki koi zaban nahi hoti ... naa hi pyar ki koi tasveer hoti hai

Taala mazboot hone se kuch nahi hota hai ... darwaza mazboot hona chahiye

Tum jaise gaddaron ka anth ek alag andaz se hoga

Raat ke sannate mein jab kisi bhooke bachche ke rone ki awaaz aati hai ... toh raat bahut kaali lagti hai

Kanoon ke haath kitne bhi lambe ho inspector sahab ... kisi sharif aadmi ke gelabaan tak kabhi nahi pahunch sakte

Main gadi chalata hoon, zabaan chalata hoon, haath chalata hoon ... aur zaroorat padhe toh bandook bhi chala sakta hoon

Bachpan ki buri aadatein aur buri baatein insaan ko bura bana deti hai

Insaan ke bheetar se shaitan janam leta hai ... wafaadar ke khoon se baaghi pehda hota hai

Joh log paisa kamakar apna imaan gavah dete hai ... woh daulat hote hue bhi fakiron se battar hai

Jis tarah har jurm ka ek daag hota hai ... us hi tarah begunahi ka ek saboot bhi hota hai

Chal maafi maang nahi to sar, pair, mooh sab ek design ka bana doonga ... maafi maang!

Jhinga machi, machi hai ... lekin machi nahin, jhinga hai ... khoa ki barfi, barfi hai ... lekin barfi nahin, khoa hai

Copyright ka matlab hai copy karna sabka right hai

Agar ek haath mein mala hai, toh doosre haath mein bhala hai

Pyar ek aaisi faltu cheez hai jisse apna keemti waqt dene par bhi ... return mein ek second hand gadhi bhi nahi milti

Joh ho gaya, woh kabhi nahi hua ... joh kabhi nahi hua, woh ab hoga

Babban se darna jayaz ... ladna najayaz

Babban ke qahar se khud Babban bhi tumhe nahi bacha sakta