Sutli bomb hai yeh ... desi tamancha

She is a twine bomb ... country pistol

Main apna atmasaman girake ... yeh samaan nahi uthaonga

I will not drop my dignity ... to pickup this luggage

Gyan baatna chahiye re ... tu kya apne paas rakhke sada-rela hai

You should spread the knowledge ... why are you making it stale by keeping it with you

Pehle bhi dekha hai ishq mein andha bawla hote ... par chutiya pehli baar dekhriya hoon main

I have seen before people going blind and crazy in love ... but I am seeing a dumbass for the first time

Aye ooth re tereko sorry bolne ka hai

Hey you get up, I want to say sorry to you

Full confidence mein janeka aur ekdum vinamrata ke saath baat karneka

Go with full confidence and talk with modesty

Signal todne pe fine toh lagta hai ... kisi ka dil todne pe fine nahi lagta ... kisi ka sar tod do toh sazaa hoti hai ... kisi ka bharosa tod do uski koi sazaa nahi hai

You are fined when you break the signal ... but you are not fined when you break someones heart ... you are punished when you break someones head ... but you are not punished when you break someones trust

Jeb mein zara sa chhed ho jaaye na ... toh sikkon se pehle rishtey gir jaate hai

When a small hole forms in a pocket ... then relationships fall from it even before the coins fall from it

Subah subah jab koi bole mujhe apna bana lo ... toh samajh jao ki waqt aa gaya hai ki Godrej hair dye kholo, gholo aur laga lo

In the morning when someone says to make them your dear one ... then understand that the time has come to open Godrej hair dye, mix it and apply it

Yeh shaadi, shaadi nahi balki gathbandhan ki aaisi mili jhuli sarkar hai joh lambi chal hi nahi sakti ... aaisi sadi hui Hindi picture hai joh teen ghante se chal rahi hai, khatam hi nahi hoti, chale ja rahi hai, chale ja rahi hai, chale ja rahi hai ... aaisa cricket ka match hai jis mein har over ke baad baarish ho rahi hai ... aaisi khatara gaadi hai jiska brake fail ho chuka hai, lekin bazar mein idhar udhar jaake logon ko thok rahi hai

This marriage is not a marriage, instead it's a government formed by a union which cannot last long ... it's a boring Hindi movie which is going on and on and on since 3 hours, without ending ... it's a cricket match in which it's raining after every over ... it's a broken car whose brakes have failed, but it's going here and there in the market and crashing into people

Jab tune us ladki ko taste nahi kiya hai ... toh uske liye apni life waste kyun kar raha hai

When you haven't tasted that girl ... then why are you wasting your life for her

Madam yeh Meerut hai ... yahan ke laundon ko na ek hi tarah ki boyfriendi aati hai ... thoko, peeto aur khisko

Madam this is Meerut ... the guys out here only know being a boyfriend of one type ... bang, hit and run

Jhoot pe jhoot ... jhoot pe jhoot ... teri maa ki

Lies after lies ... lies after lies ... to hell with you

Dhanda karneka toh ekdum hatela ... pan kya karega kismat hai na phatela

If you do any business then it must be very unique ... but what to do my luck is torn

Berozgar pati ko kaam ke liye utsana chahiye ... kamasutra ke liye nahi

You should encourage your jobless husband for work ... and not for sex

Har ladki hai na apne hone wale mein father figure dhoondti hai ... figure uske paas hai, father tu hai

Every girl searches for a father figure in her to be partner ... she has the figure and you're the father

Thoda thoda karenge ... pura nahi karenge ... upar upar se

We'll do a little bit ... we won't do it completely ... we'll do it from the top only

Yaadien bhi kitni ehsaan faramosh hoti hai na ... jis dil mein rehti hai ussi dil ko dukhati hai

Memories are very selfish ... they bring pain to the heart in which they themselves reside

Mutthi mein band hai maut ka khel ... dekh raha hai tujhe aasmaan se sohail

The game of death is locked in your fist ... the stars are staring at you from the sky

Insaaf ki laathi mein awaaz ho ya na ho ... timing badi zalim hoti hai

Whether there is sound or not in the stick of justice ... it's timing is very cruel