Bandook chalene se pehle bandook sambhalna seekh ... nahi toh galat jagah pe phat jayegi

Mujhpe aati toh main chhod deta ... mere bhai pe aati toh main phod deta

Karna hai, toh karna hai

Aankh kya khopdi mein showpiece ke liye lagayela hai?

Aaj ke baad tu sirf wohi bolega ... joh main sunna chahta hoon

Taqat ek nasha hai ... aur main us nasha banane waali factory ka eklauta maalik hoon

Police waale jahan se sochna band kar dete hai ... Babu wahan se sochna shuru karta hai

Itni jaldi kya hai ... abhi toh maine start kiya hai

Abhe hata saavan ki ghata ... kha, khuja, bati bhujake soja nintakle pintukle ... mandi pe khareli hai aunty baja rahi hai baar-baar ghanti ... kulla ghumake paschim ko palat le ... bahut ho gaya phutle, vatle, shaana ban kya?

Aata maajhi satakli!

Subah ki pehli local se leke raat ki aakhri botal tak ... har aadmi ki zubaan par sirf ek hi naam hona chahiye

Don ke dushman ... Don ke haathon marne ke liye hi paida hote hai

"Sir" ... Sir bahut sharif sa lagta hai ... call me Don

Woh bahar casualty mein koi marne ki haalat mein raha ... to usko form bharna zaroori hai kya?

(Mumbai kya tere baap ka hai kya re) - Nahi re tere baap ki hai ... aur tera baap main hoon

Deadly, dangerous ya Rocky ... is naam se mujhe woh jaante hai joh mujhe janana nahi chahte hai ... baaki sab ke liye, I'm just handsome

Mumbai ka king kaun? ... Bhiku Mhatre

Jab hum aayenge garmi thodi badh jayegi ... pata chal hi jayega

Aadmi khatam ... toh files khatam

Bhai yeh room toh ... shuru hote hi khatam ho gaya