Har ek student government officer nahi banta ... lekin har government officer student zaroor hota hai

Kisaan aur pehalwan mein ek hi cheez ek jaise hove hai ... woh hai maati

Pandra sau ki naukri karne waala ... ek din tujhe dedh sau ka kafan pehnayega

Boss kaun hai?

Robo hai tu robo, corporate robo ... tere hardware mein koi soft feelings hi nahi hai

Karm ka dhaaga pehenne ke liye ... hum dharm ka dhaaga nahi todh sakte

Their father must be a baker because they have perfect buns

Tu toh sarkari naukri ki tarah ho gaya hai ... badi mushkil se milta hai ... woh bhi kismat waalon ko

Filmon mein acting karna mera pesha hai ... meri pehchaan nahi

Shaadi shuda aadmi hamesha office ke liye late kyun ho rahe hote hai ... kyun ki joh time pe uthte hai woh baat karne mein late ho jaate hai ... aur joh samajhdar hai woh uthte hi late hai ... ki saala utho, tayaar ho aur bhaago

Roti kamane ke liye aurat ghar se nikli nahi ... ki tankha dene waala har aadmi usse apne baap ka maal samajhta hai

Tu wohi hai joh subah ko office jaata hai aur shaam ko ghar aata hai ... boss ki daant khata hai aur kisi ko nahi batata hai

Talwar ki ladai talwar se, pyar ki ladai pyar se, aur bekaar ki ladai sarkar se

Tum heroineno ko jab pyar mile toh career chahiye ... jab career mile toh pyar chahiye

Tu duty kar re ... ungli mat kar!

Bahut pehle maine seekha tha ki kisi bhi jagah duty join karo ... toh ek din pehle join karo ... asliyat bahar aa jati hai

Kuch logo ka naam unke kaam se hota hai ... mera badnaam hoker hua hai

Risk toh Spiderman ko bhi lena padta hai ... main toh phir bhi salesman hoon

Doosron ki naukri aur apni akal sabko achchi lagti hai

Tu bhi chup chap kehta ja ... yes boss, yes boss, yes boss