Kaam kaam kaam ... subah dophar shaam

Kisaan aur pehalwan mein ek hi cheez ek jaise hove hai ... woh hai maati

Boss kaun hai?

Pandra sau ki naukri karne waala ... ek din tujhe dedh sau ka kafan pehnayega

Karm ka dhaaga pehenne ke liye ... hum dharm ka dhaaga nahi todh sakte

Robo hai tu robo, corporate robo ... tere hardware mein koi soft feelings hi nahi hai

Their father must be a baker because they have perfect buns

Shaadi shuda aadmi hamesha office ke liye late kyun ho rahe hote hai ... kyun ki joh time pe uthte hai woh baat karne mein late ho jaate hai ... aur joh samajhdar hai woh uthte hi late hai ... ki saala utho, tayaar ho aur bhaago

Tu toh sarkari naukri ki tarah ho gaya hai ... badi mushkil se milta hai ... woh bhi kismat waalon ko

Filmon mein acting karna mera pesha hai ... meri pehchaan nahi

Roti kamane ke liye aurat ghar se nikli nahi ... ki tankha dene waala har aadmi usse apne baap ka maal samajhta hai

Tu wohi hai joh subah ko office jaata hai aur shaam ko ghar aata hai ... boss ki daant khata hai aur kisi ko nahi batata hai

Talwar ki ladai talwar se, pyar ki ladai pyar se, aur bekaar ki ladai sarkar se

Tum heroineno ko jab pyar mile toh career chahiye ... jab career mile toh pyar chahiye

Ek shapath aapne li thi ... apni vardi, apne farz ke liye ... ek shapath maine li hai baba ... is medal ki khoyi hui izzat lautane ki ... jinhe khakhi pehenne ka haq nahi ... unhe khaak mein milane ki

Tu duty kar re ... ungli mat kar!

Bahut pehle maine seekha tha ki kisi bhi jagah duty join karo ... toh ek din pehle join karo ... asliyat bahar aa jati hai

Mera kaam choron ko pakadna hai ... unka shikaar karna nahin

Kuch logo ka naam unke kaam se hota hai ... mera badnaam hoker hua hai

Risk toh Spiderman ko bhi lena padta hai ... main toh phir bhi salesman hoon