Badi tedhi hai yeh duniya ... yahan haqdaar ko bhi apna haq bheek ki tarah maangna padta hai ... anpad naukri maangne jaye toh usse degree lane ke liye kehte hai ... degree lekar jaye toh waseela lane ke liye kehte hai ... aur waseelay ke liye kisi ke paas jaye toh rishvat maangte hai

This world is twisted ... here a righteous person has to beg even for his rights ... if an uneducated person asks for a job then he is asked for a degree ... if he gets a degree then he is asked for a reference ... and if he goes to someone for a reference then he is asked for a bribe

Joh bhi kaam mile usse kar lena chahiye ... kaam koi chota nahi hota ... chota hota hai aadmi, uska dil, uski kartoot

Do whatever work you get ... no work is small ... if something is small then it's the person, his heart, his deeds

Tum ladkiyon ka yeh bada problem hai ... ghar, career, pati, bachche, kitchen sab kuch sambhal sakti ho ... bas heartbreak ko manage nahi kar pati

You girls have this big problem ... you can manage house, career, husband, kids, kitchen, everything ... but you can't manage a heartbreak

Naukri mile toh degree, degree ... nahi toh bigdree, bigdree

If you get a job then the degree is a degree ... otherwise it is useless

Jis din ek mazdoor kaam pe nahi jaata ... uske ghar par chula nahi balki uska pet jalta hai

The day when a laborer doesn't go to work ... that day the stove in his house doesn't burn, instead his stomach does

Joh haath rishwat lete lete aur apne farz ke saath gadaari karte karte ghis jaate hain ... un mein belt istamaal karne ki kya uthane tak ki taqat nahin hoti

The hands which are used to taking bribe and betraying their duty ... they don't have the power to lift their belt, forget using one

Apna eklauta aisa desh hai jahan sarkari aadmi kaam na karne ke liye tankha leta hai ... aur kaam karne ke liye rishwat

Our country is the only country where a government worker takes salary to do no work ... and takes bribe to do his job

Maa, behen, biwi, devi ... ek aurat ka astitva sirf inhi naamo se kyun hota hai ... doctor, judge, lawyer, chief minister, prime minister kyun nahi ... ek aurat agar ghar ki rasoi chala sakti hai ... toh desh bhi chala sakti hai

Mother, sister, wife, goddess ... why is a woman's identity always given these names ... why not doctor, judge, lawyer, chief minister, prime minister ... if a woman can run the kitchen of a home ... then she can also run a country

Engineers make the best husbands ... how ... we don't give up that easily ... engineering ho ya relationships, ek baar decide kar liye toh poora karte hai ... we're great problem solvers ... engineer ko ek baar answer bata do ... wahan tak pahunchna kaise hai, woh figure out kar lega ... we're experts in time management ... ek raat mein exam ke liye prepare karna ho ya ek date mein girlfriend ko impress karna ho ... no one can do that better than an engineer

Engineers make the best husbands ... how ... we don't give up that easily ... be it engineering or relationships, once we decide on it then we do complete it ... we're great problem solvers ... if you tell the answer once to an engineer ... then he'll figure out the path to get to it ... we're experts in time management ... whether you need to prepare for the exam in one night or you need to impress your girlfriend in one date ... no one can do that better than an engineer

Apni position se retire hona bahut aasaan hai ... magar apni soch se bahut mushkil

It's very easy to retire from your position ... but it's very hard to do that from your thoughts

Berozgar pati ko kaam ke liye utsana chahiye ... kamasutra ke liye nahi

You should encourage your jobless husband for work ... and not for sex

Mera farz is vardi ka mohtaj nahi hai ... yeh vardi toh mehaz ek mayaan hai jis mein main apne farz ki talwar mehfooz rakhta hoon

My duty is not dependent on my police uniform ... this uniform is just a scabbard in which I keep the sword of my duty secured

Chota kaam kare toh mochi aur bada kare toh Bata ... chota kaam kare toh julaha aur bada kare toh khambata

If it's a small person doing the job then he is a cobbler and if it's a big person then he is Mr. Bata ... if it's a small person doing the job then he is from a low caste and if it's a big person then he is from a good family

Agar tum mere aur meri duty ke beech aaye ... toh main tumhare aur tumhari saanson ke beech aa jaonga

If you come in between me and my duty ... then I will come in between you and your breathes

Engineering aapko kisi job ke liye train kare ya na kare ... lekin life ki tangi mein aiyaashi karna zaroor sikha deti hai

Whether engineering trains you for a certain job or not ... but it definitely teaches you how to enjoy even when you don't have much in life

Big company having money for doing R&D ... research and development ... I poor, I doing T&F ... try and fail

Big companies have a lot of money for doing R&D ... research and development ... but I'm poor, I do T&F ... try and fail

Hamari industry bhi poori chaka-chaund se bhari hui hai ... yeh lights dekh rahe ho na, inke peeche bahut andhera hai ... aur is andhere se roshni ke safar mein sirf chaar kadam ka faasla hai ... par in chaar kadamo ko laangne mein kahi baar logon ko saalo lag jaate hai

Our (film) industry is filled with limelight ... you see those lights, behind them its very dark ... and the distance between the darkness and these lights is only of four steps ... but many a times people take many many years to cross these four steps

Apni life ka goal fixed ... naukri aur chokri ... front portion for chokri, back portion reserved for naukri

The goal of my life is fixed ... a job and a girl ... front portion for the girl and the back portion reserved for the job

Maine tumhari tarah dikhave ke liye sharafat ka chola nahi audh rakha hai ... balki farz ki vardi pehani hui hai aur is vardi ka daaman saaf rakhne ke liye main apna khoon tak baha sakta hoon

Like you I don't wear a coat of honesty only to show ... instead I have worn the uniform of my duty and I can even shed my blood to keep this uniform clean

Gareebon ko naukri se nikaal nikaal ke amir log thak jayenge ... magar uparwala naukri dete dete kabhi nahi thakega

The rich will get tired removing the poor people from their jobs ... but god won't get tired from giving them jobs