Jis din ek mazdoor kaam pe nahi jaata ... uske ghar par chula nahi balki uska pet jalta hai

The day when a laborer doesn't go to work ... that day the stove in his house doesn't burn, instead his stomach does

Apna eklauta aisa desh hai jahan sarkari aadmi kaam na karne ke liye tankha leta hai ... aur kaam karne ke liye rishwat

Our country is the only country where a government worker takes salary to do no work ... and takes bribe to do his job

Mera farz is vardi ka mohtaj nahi hai ... yeh vardi toh mehaz ek mayaan hai jis mein main apne farz ki talwar mehfooz rakhta hoon

My duty is not dependent on my police uniform ... this uniform is just a scabbard in which I keep the sword of my duty secured

(Aap log karte kya hai?) - Maar-keting ... boss target deta hai aur hum target poore karte hai

(What do you guys do?) - We do marketing ... the boss gives us a target and we finish that target

Aaise naukri kaise milegi bhai ... is ulti duniya ko sar ke bal khade hokar dekhoge toh seedhi nazar aayegi ... apni arzi par wazan nahi rakha, hawa mein udh jayegi

How can you get a job like this ... this upside down world will appear straight if you stand on your head ... and if you don't put weight (money) on your application then it will fly away

Mera farz sirf gunahgaron ko rokne ka nahin ... balki gunah rokne ka bhi hai

My duty is not only to stop the criminals ... but it is also to stop the crime

Jis naujawan ko kaam mein jee lagata dekho ... uss naujawan mein apna dil lagao

The youngster that you see giving his heart to his work ... give your heart to that youngster

I want to work at a small firm, where I can make a big difference ... rather than working at a big firm, where I make no difference

I want to work at a small firm, where I can make a big difference ... rather than working at a big firm, where I make no difference

Joh bhi kaam mile usse kar lena chahiye ... kaam koi chota nahi hota ... chota hota hai aadmi, uska dil, uski kartoot

Do whatever work you get ... no work is small ... if something is small then it's the person, his heart, his deeds

Joh haath rishwat lete lete aur apne farz ke saath gadaari karte karte ghis jaate hain ... un mein belt istamaal karne ki kya uthane tak ki taqat nahin hoti

The hands which are used to taking bribe and betraying their duty ... they don't have the power to lift their belt, forget using one

Maa, behen, biwi, devi ... ek aurat ka astitva sirf inhi naamo se kyun hota hai ... doctor, judge, lawyer, chief minister, prime minister kyun nahi ... ek aurat agar ghar ki rasoi chala sakti hai ... toh desh bhi chala sakti hai

Mother, sister, wife, goddess ... why is a woman's identity always given these names ... why not doctor, judge, lawyer, chief minister, prime minister ... if a woman can run the kitchen of a home ... then she can also run a country

Engineers make the best husbands ... how ... we don't give up that easily ... engineering ho ya relationships, ek baar decide kar liye toh poora karte hai ... we're great problem solvers ... engineer ko ek baar answer bata do ... wahan tak pahunchna kaise hai, woh figure out kar lega ... we're experts in time management ... ek raat mein exam ke liye prepare karna ho ya ek date mein girlfriend ko impress karna ho ... no one can do that better than an engineer

Engineers make the best husbands ... how ... we don't give up that easily ... be it engineering or relationships, once we decide on it then we do complete it ... we're great problem solvers ... if you tell the answer once to an engineer ... then he'll figure out the path to get to it ... we're experts in time management ... whether you need to prepare for the exam in one night or you need to impress your girlfriend in one date ... no one can do that better than an engineer

Apni position se retire hona bahut aasaan hai ... magar apni soch se bahut mushkil

It's very easy to retire from your position ... but it's very hard to do that from your thoughts

Talash zindagi ka doosra naam hai ... kisi ko rozi ki talash hai aur kisi ko chain aur sukoon ki

Search is the second name of life ... someone is searching for a job and someone is searching for peace

Service hai, salary hai, sapna hai ... settle ho ja

You have a job, a salary, a dream ... now settle down

Chota kaam kare toh mochi aur bada kare toh Bata ... chota kaam kare toh julaha aur bada kare toh khambata

If it's a small person doing the job then he is a cobbler and if it's a big person then he is Mr. Bata ... if it's a small person doing the job then he is from a low caste and if it's a big person then he is from a good family

Ek police officer duty par mahez ek police officer hota hai ... wahan na koi behen hoti hai, na bhai hota hai ... wahan na koi rishta hi hota hai aur na hi koi naata

A police officer on duty is nothing but a police officer ... there is no sister there, there is no brother there ... there is no relation there and neither a connection

Agar tum mere aur meri duty ke beech aaye ... toh main tumhare aur tumhari saanson ke beech aa jaonga

If you come in between me and my duty ... then I will come in between you and your breathes

CBI ka officer na baap hota hai, na bhai, na pati ... aur na kisika beta hota hai ... woh sirf apne duty se banda hota hai

A CBI (Central Bureau of Investigation) officer is not a father, nor a brother, nor a husband ... and neither is a son of anyone ... he is tied only to his duty

Engineering aapko kisi job ke liye train kare ya na kare ... lekin life ki tangi mein aiyaashi karna zaroor sikha deti hai

Whether engineering trains you for a certain job or not ... but it definitely teaches you how to enjoy even when you don't have much in life