Doosron ki naukri aur apni akal sabko achchi lagti hai

Ek waqt par main sirf ek hi kaam karta hoon ... jab peeta hoon toh khoob peeta hoon ... aur jab duty karta hoon toh sirf duty karta hoon

Tu bhi chup chap kehta ja ... yes boss, yes boss, yes boss

Kuch toh kaam karlo ... ek dum aadat chhod doge toh kaisa chalega

Yahan sadak par bheek mil jaati hai, chokri mil jaati hai ... naukri waukri nahi milti

Hamare phone ke baad interview nahin hota ... letter of appointment seedha milta hai

Last local ka time ho gaya, jaake jaldi chad le ... system ka tu naukar hai, jaa boss ke pair tu padh le

Main sarkari afsar hoon ... farz mera dharm hai

Aaj kal toh do hi logon ko kaam milta hai ... joh bahut neeche hai, mazdoori karte hai ... ya toh bahut oonche hai ... is jaise beech waale logon ka haal toh beech waalon jaisa ho gaya hai ... taali bajao aur paisa maango

Naukri mili hai ... tankha nahi

Log toh budhe hokar naukri se retire hote hain ... lekin aap toh mujhe rishtey se retire kar rahen hain

Mere baap ne do shaadiyan ki hai, do ... ek meri maa ke saath ... aur ek apni naukri ke saath

Ek chef ka kaam hai doosron ki taste ko bina taste kiye pehchanna

Pehli tareek se, badi company mein, chota afsar ban raha hoon

Dhande aur career ke bare mein bhai, bhai se jal sakta hai

Kaam karna ho ... toh waqt ka mooh nahin dekhna chahiye

Yeh woh kamina safed posh kasai hai ... joh peshe ki aad mein laashon ka karobaar kar raha hai

Har koi degree diploma le, engineer banne koi zaroori nahi ... Gavaskar, Tendulkar, Zakir Hussain ko koi nahi poochta ... tumhari degree kya hai?

Saala, pehli mein chokri legaya ... doosri mein naukri

Main kisi kaam mein utar gaya toh poora kiye bina nahi chhodta ... aur naa hone waala kaam leta hi nahi