Is naari ki aaisi tarkari banata hoon ... ke sarkari gaadi mujhe izzat se lene aaye

I will smash this woman such that ... the government vehicle will come to pick me up with respect

Firangi sarkar ke pass koi aisi goli nahin joh ek desh premee ke seene ko paar kar sake

The foreign government does not have a bullet than can pierce through the chest of a patriot

Yeh Dilli ki parliament nahin hai, hamari parliament hai ... yahan wahi aadmi bolega, jise hum sawaal poochenge

This is not Delhi's parliament, this is my parliament ... here only that person will speak, whom I ask the question

Wheelon mein gadi ki hawa kam ho jane par ... gadi ko dhakka maarkar chala rahe ho tum toh zinda ho tum ... drink and drive mein pakde jaane ke baad ... police ki maar khane se bach rahe ho toh zinda ho tum ... sarkar chale na chale ... apni car chala rahe ho toh zinda ho tum

When the air in the tires of a car goes low ... and if you are still pushing and driving that car then you're alive ... after being caught for drink & drive ... and if you are trying to escape from the police beating then you're alive ... no matter if the government runs or not ... and if you are driving your car then you're alive

Tum government se ho ... government tumse nahi hai

You are from the government ... the government is not from you

Shashtri ji ne humein naara diya hai ... jai jawaan jai kisaan ... aur is sarkar ka naara kya hai ... jai shaitaan jai haivaan

Mr. Lal Bahadur Shastri gave us a slogan ... hail the soldiers and hail the farmers ... and the slogan of this government is ... hail the devil and hail the monster

Mere hisaab se do hi loktantra hai ... ek woh jis mein sehna hai, chup rehna hai ... ya woh jis mein sehna nahi hai, kehna hai

According to me there are two types of democracy ... one in which you bear the pain and keep quiet ... and other in which you don't bear the pain, and instead speak

Parliament chale ya na chale ... desh chal pada hai

It doesn't matter if the parliament moves on or not ... the country has moved on

The power of people is always stronger than the people in power

The power of people is always stronger than the people in power

Tujhe main itne dino tak bandh rakhunga saale ... jab tak tu chakki pees-peeskar sarkar ke liye itna paisa kama le ... ki sarkar ka jail banane ka karcha vasool ho jaye

I'll keep you locked up for so many days ... until you earn enough money for the government by grinding flour ... which would cover the expenses of the government for building the jail

Delhi jeetne se zyada mushkil hota hai kisi ka dil jeetna

It's more difficult to win over someone's heart rather than winning over Delhi (the government)

Is desh ma ek hi mafia hai ... woh hai sarkar

There is only one mafia in this country ... and that is the government

Tu sarkar aur janta ko lootta hai ... aur main tujh jaise looteron ko

You steal from the government and people ... and I steal from stealers like you

Mujrimon ko joh saaza de usse sarkar kehte hai ... mujrimon ko joh udda de usse Ravikumar kehte hai

The one who punishes criminals is called a government ... and the one who demolishes criminals is called Ravikumar

Har body ka immune system hota hai ... government bodies, educational bodies, judicial bodies, yeh sab mazboot qilay hai ... inka immune system itna sakht hota hai ke inhe bahar ki maar se hilaya nahi ja sakta ... inhe andar se bimaari ki tarah sadana padta hai

Every body has an immune system ... government bodies, educational bodies, judicial bodies, these are all strong like forts ... their immune system is so strong that you can't even shake them from the outside ... you have to destroy them like a disease from inside

Sarkarein challenges se nahi ... chabuk se chalti hai

Governments don't run on challenges ... they run on whips

Aaj kal maara hua purse, sarkari aspatal mein nurse, logon mein imaandari, ladki kunwari, naukri sarkari ... kahan milti hai bhai

These days a stolen purse, a nurse in a government hospital, honesty in people, a bachelorette and a government job ... are very hard to find

Chahe suraj thanda ho jaye ... chahe murgi anda ho jaye ... chahe sarkari karamchari rishwat khake mooh khol de ... chahe bhagwan khud is office mein aake kyun na bol de ... hum Mussaddilal ko zinda nahi manenge

Even if the sun becomes cold ... even if the chicken becomes the egg ... even if a government officer takes bribe and opens his mouth ... even if god himself comes to this office and says ... we won't consider Mussaddilal alive

Jab apun khada ... toh sarkar se bada!

When I stand ... I'm taller than the government!

Hamare Constitution mein na do cheezein bahut important hai ... ek letter aur ek spirit ... yani joh kanoon mein likha gaya hai woh aur uske peeche ki bhavna ... yahan sab sasure letter pe hi lage rehte hai ... joh likha hai follow karo, filein band karo, ghar jaao ... is chakkar mein spirit, yane ki peeche ki bhavna kahin bahut peeche reh jaati hai

There are two very important things in our Constitution ... the letter and the spirit ... meaning, what's written in words, and the spirit behind it ... but here everyone gets stuck only behind the words ... follow what's written, close the files, and go home ... in this process, the spirit behind it gets left far behind