Woh pyar nahi ek mazak tha ... aur mazak dil behlane ke liye hota hai ... dil mein basane ke liye nahi

Jab kuch bolne ka fayda na ho toh ... chup hi rehna chahiye

Pyar karne waale kabhi naraz nahi hote ... sirf rooth jaate hai aur roothon ko manana padta hai

Yeh shareer toh mitti ka bana hai ... agar is mein aatma na hoti toh kitna khokla hota

Kabhi kabhi naam hona bhi badnaami ban jaata hai

Hum gareeb log hai na khali jeb se gareeb hote hai ... dil se bahut bade hote hai hum log ... magar yeh daulat waale saale dil se gareeb hote hai ... inke paas pyar mohabbat naam ki koi cheez nahi hoti, koi kadar nahi karte uski ... aur agar kadar karte hai toh sirf daulat ki

Ek ladki Miss Universe ka taj apne sar par pehan sakti hai ... gold medal apne gale mein latka sakti hai ... lekin ek mangalsutra bina mantra ke kabhi nahi pehan sakti

Ankahi bahut si baatein hai ... kuch keh lenge, shayad kuch reh jayengi

Is duniya mein jiske haath mein talwar hai ... wohi jee sakta hai

Hum jaison ke marne pe hazaaron saikadon log kanda dene aayenge ... aur aap jaise bikau police waale ki arthi uthane ke liye chaar log bhaade pe bulane padenge

Bewakoof kahin ke yahi toh maar khate hai ... karne se pehle hi sab kuch bol dete hai ... aur hum kar dete hai ... pata bhi nahi chalta

Pair choone se bade chote nahi ho jaate hai ... magar chote joh hai woh khote zaroor ho jaate hai

Dimaag ki aankh se dekhne waale ... chehre ki aankhon ka bahut kam istamal karte hai

Jab rishtey saaf ho ... toh safai dene koi zaroorat nahi padti

Agar chain se sona hai toh jaag jaiye!

Insaan toh paon se chalta hai ... lekin unhe chalane waala hota hai dil

Agar rishteydari banaye rakhni hai toh dooriyan banaye rakhna bahut zaroori hai

Goli chalate waqt na tum mujhse kahoge ki mujhe maaf kardo ... aur na main tumse kahoongi ki mujhe maaf kardo

Doosre ke ghar ka cheena hua diya ... apne ghar mein kab tak ujala de sakta hai

Josh mein mat aao varna hosh kho baithoge