Choonti ke par aur nagin ka sar ... shuruvat mein hi kuchal dena chahiye

Pehle samjhao baat ... nahi samajh mein aaya ... toh do kheench ke laat

Is umar mein jab haddiyan tootti hai ... toh badi mushkil se judti hai

Haath toh laga ... iske baad dhoondhta reh jayega ki tere jism ke saath koi haath bhi tha

Is sanaate ko todne ke liye main maut ka dhamaka karoonga

Sher ko apne bachon ki hifasat ke liye shikari kutton ki zaroorat nahi hai

Agar maarna ho ... toh bolne ki zaroorat kya hai?

Meri goli se bachne ke liye tujhe baar-baar khushkismat hona padega ... aur mujhe sirf ek baar

Neetu Singh jab koi mission par nikalti hai toh kafan apne saath lekar chalti hai ... ya toh dushman ko pehna deti hai ... ya khud pehenkar desh par shaheed ho jaati hai

Agar usse kuch hua toh goli aaisi jagah daloonga ... ki karobaar toh chhod ... tu din ke zaroori kaam karna bhi chhod dega

Abhi toh sirf teen inch ghusaya hai ... agar ab koi aage bada ... toh uske bladder ki jagah phephada hoga aur liver ki jagah kidney

Janwar jab adamkhor ban jaye ... toh uski chamdi udherkar deewar par chipka di jaati hai

Dalle aur pille ke saath ek jaisa suluk karna chahiye ... agar baat se na maane, toh laat maarni chahiye

Toop aur tanko se khelne waale fauji ... police ke tamancho se darra nahi karte

Aaj ke baad dubara koi aaisi harkat ki na ... toh yeh haath khane ke layak toh kya ... dhone ke layak bhi nahi rahega

Ek aurat apne seene mein agar daya aur mamta ka sagar rakhti hai ... toh nafrat ki aaisi aag bhi rakhti hai ... jiski choti si chingaari kisiko bhi jalakar rakh kar sakti hai

Jisne bhi mooh dikhane ki jurrat ki ... uski mulaqat maut se hogi

Intezaar kar aur dekh, maut jab dheere dheere aati hai ... toh kitni khaufnak hoti hai

Main tera woh bura haal karoonga ... joh dimak lakdi ka aur chipkali makdi ka karti hai

Main teri maut bankar aaya hoon ... aur teri maut atal hai