Itni choti hokar teacher ... amazing

Rab sabko same to same khushi nahi dete

Ab sailaab aayega Madan Chopra ... sailaab aayega

Mujhe junglee billiyan bahut pasand hai

Koi saboot nahin ... toh koi guneghaar nahin

Agar hum apni zindagi ka steering wheel apne haath mein nahi lenge na ... toh koi doosra driver seat par baith jayega

Banta nahi hero muscle yah metal parts se ... banta hai aur mitta hai superhero sirf apne heart se

Ek pal mein beta bana liya ... aur doosre hi pal mein paraya kar diya

Main tumhe zindagi bhar pyar karoonga aur marte dam tak pyar karoonga ... aur uske baad bhi

Mujhe apne aap ko zinda rakhna suit karta hai

Aye hanger pe tange huye kaale kapde

Sabse zyada pasand mujhe yeh doori hai ... kyun ki agar ye doori na ho ... toh tumhare kareeb aane ka bahana na mile

Don aadmi ka naam bhool sakta hai ... lekin ye nahin bhoolega ... ki usse dafnaaya kahan hai

Che din ladki in ... sirf che din!

Subah subah shuru ho gayi Madonna

Mujhe do tarah ki ladkiyan pasand nahi aati ... ek woh joh mere pass aane mein bahut derr lagaye aur doosri woh joh bahut jaldi aa jaye

Namaaz jagah aur logon se nahi ... neeyat se padhi jaati hai

Woh kehte hai ki woh koi nahi thi, phir kyun mere liye duniya se woh ladti hai ... woh kehte hai main us jaisa nahi, phir kyun mujh jaisi woh lagti hai

Main tumse maafi maange ka haq toh kho chuka hoon ... par tumhe dua dena ka haq nahin khona chahta

Sorry ji, galat ungli ho gayi