I go to the college, but I don't attend the lecture ... I come with six pack, but not as a family pack ... I come in a bus, but no one can control me

You want to fight with me in your first line ... and you want to make me naked in your second line

Every son's father is safe ... whoever has Lord Ganesha by their side

His first line was a disaster ... but there was peace in his last line

Honesty in the first line ... and molesty in the second line

The one who has god on his side ... nothing wrong can happen with him

I'm addressing you with respect and you're directly disrespecting me ... if I start to disrespect you then you'll get defamed

In today's life who's not a porter ... everyone is carrying some form of weight on them ... either the weight of sorrows, or the weight of debts, or the weight of life

It's good, it's good ... but it's like an underwear without a pant

Everything is great

Now you go from here or else I'll punch your nose in such a way that ... the rivers of Ganga and Jamuna will start to flow from your nose

Now we'll have to push the pedal on the cycle of life ... whether we get a medal or not

I'm highly trained to train those who think that they're trained ... whether they are in front of the train or behind the train ... because I fight off the train, by the train, for the train

She's got great cheeks ... she's got great hair ... she's totally awesome

Mogambo at least becomes happy at times ... but these wives will never be happy

Do know what's the biggest festival in the world ... a wife ... because you have to pacify her all the time

A man can either be married or be happy ... he can never be both