Matlabi zindagi ki chaal keh lo ya Newton ka law of gravitational attraction ... life mein dhan-te-na toh hona hi tha

Paise nahi toh kya hua ... pyar toh hai unlimited

Tussi bong ho?

Jack and Johnny went up the hill to live in love and laughter ... Jack ki leli papa ne aur Johnny chup gaya bhaagkar

India ko ek karane mein cricket aur Chitrahaar ko sara credit jaata hai

Jab main hawai jahaj udaonga na toh uske duk-duk-duk ki awaaz mein shor nahi ... fakht ek awaaz sunai degi ... Vande Mataram!

Shaadiyan mahurat se hoti hai ... par pyar ka koi mahurat nahi hota hai ... na rang hota hai ... aur na koi ling hota hai

Main bhi toh ... kid hi hoon

Good news ke liye timing aur lighting dono perfect chahiye

Roothi huyi girlfriend lautke aa sakti hai ... gayi huyi sarkar vapas aa sakti hai ... lekin gaye huye baal vapas nahi aate guru

Haathon ki lakeeron ko itni ahmiyat nahi diya karte ... naseeb toh unke bhi hote hai jinke haath nahi hote hai

Humayun's Tomb ho ya Taj Mahal ... mera bhi love in monuments ki tarha rock solid rahega centuries and centuries tak

Mard agar kutta hai ... toh uski sooch kutte ki dum hai ... change hi nahi hoti

Yeh theater hai theater ... yahan drama nahi chalega

Roz humein ladai ladni padti hai zindagi mein ... par joh ladai pariwar ke saath hoti hai woh saari ladaiyon mein sabse badi aur khatarnak hoti hai

Mard woh nahi hota jise dard nahi hota ... mard woh hota hai joh na kisi ko dard deta hai, na dene deta hai

Sab meri shaadi ke peeche aise padhe huye the, jaise India ka GDP meri shaadi pe depend karta hai