Jaisa situation tune pehda kiya hai na ... uske liye do hich jagah hai ... hospital ya police station

The type of situation that you've created ... for that you'll only go to two places ... hospital or police station

(Aaise bina saboot ke police kya kar sakti hai?) ... Ghulam Ali ki CD teri jeb mein daalke na ISI ka agent bana sakti hai police ... tumhari photo beauty parlour ke samne kheenchke laundiyon ka dalla bana sakti hai police ... Johnson baby powder aave hai, uski pudiya teri jeb mein daalke na drug ka smuggler bana sakti hai police ... aur toh aur teri shakal police waale se sketch karvake Osama Bin Laden se mila sakti hai police

(What can police do without any evidence?) ... The police can put a CD of Ghulam Ali in your pocket and make you into an ISI ( Inter-Services Intelligence) agent ... the police can take your photo in front of a beauty parlour and can make you into a pimp of girls ... the police can put a packet of Johnson baby powder in your pocket and can make you into a drug smuggler ... and above all the police can have a policeman draw your sketch and match to that of Osama Bin Laden

Khaaki rang hai yeh ... aur joh log khaak ko audhna aur bichauna bana lete hai ... woh ya toh khud mitt jaate hai ya doosron mitta dete hai

This is khaaki colour (of a uniform) ... and those who make the uniform as their blanket and sheet ... they either themselves die or they erase others

Hum hai police ki naak ke baal, insaaf ki dhaal, havaldar Bankelal ... chal do rupai nikaal

I'm a hair from police's nose, an armour of justice, I'm Sergeant Bankelal ... now come on give me two rupees

Jab ek policeman khada ho jaata hai ... toh sau chor chup jaate hai

When one policeman stands up ... then 100 thieves go into hiding

Is vardi mein bahut garmi hoti hai ... is liye samajhdar officer rishvat ke cheeton se isse thanda karte rehte hai ... varna yeh pehanne waale ko jala deti hai

This uniform has a lot of heat in it ... that's why a sensible officer keeps it cool with the droplets of bribery ... or else it will burn the person wearing it

Jis din police aur fauj tum logon ki rakhail ban jayegi na ... us din yeh saara mulk ek randikhana ban jayega ... aur jaise chakle chalte hai na ... ussi tarah tum is desh ko bech daloge

The day the police and the military will become a mistress of people like you ... that day this entire country will turn into a brothel ... and just like pimps move around ... just like that you guys will sell this country

Mere farz mein itna faulaad hai ... ki us mein pistol bhi ban jayegi aur hathkadi bhi

There is so much steel in my duty ... that I can make a pistol and also handcuffs from it

Alla re alla inspector Bhinde alla ... haath mein leke kanoon ka tala

Inspector Bhinde has come ... with the lock of the law in his hands

Agar police ke paas jaakar shaanpatti karne ki koshish ki ... toh kaan ke neeche capsule laga doonga

If you go to the police and try to act smart ... then I'll put a gun below your ears

Tumhe is baat ka koi haq na pahunchta ki police ki farz ki Ganga joh ki kanoon ki Gangotri se nikalti hai ... usse tum apni gandi aadaton ke gutter mein dal do

You have no right to put into gutter of your bad habits ... the Ganga river of police duty which passes through the Gangotri town of law

Agar tune un policewaalo ka koi game nahi kiya ... toh main teri puri nasal ka game kar daloonga

If you don't kill those policemen ... then I will kill your entire generation

Yahan ki police maarti nahi ... electric shock deti hai

The police out here does not hit ... they gives an electric shock

Aap police officer nahin ... foolish officer

You are not a police officer ... foolish officer

Hamare liye ek murda police officer, ek zinda police officer se zyada kaam ka hota hai

For us a dead cop is more useful than a living cop

Bahut sare police wale jail gaye hai ... neta aur abhineta bhi ... nobody is above the law

A lot of police officers have gone to jail ... even politicians and actors as well ... nobody is above the law

Police wale do hi mauke par muft ki daawat dete hai ... ek baar tab jab usse apni vardi utarne ka khatra ho ... aur doosri baar jab usse sarkar se medal milne ki umeed ho

A police officer gives a treat only under two circumstances ... one when he's concerned that he's going to loose his job ... and second when he has the hope of getting a medal from the government

Khaki vardi agar kanoon ka danda hai toh kala coat kanoon ka haath hai ... aur hamesha danda haath ke giraft mein hota hai

If a police uniform is the stick of the law then a black coat is the hand of the law ... and remember the stick is always held by the hand

Police, gundagardi aur politics ek mala mein pehrohe hue motiyon ke samaan hai ... aur in teeno mein se kisi ek ko kasht ho jaye toh ek doosre ke hamdard ban jaate hai

Police, hooliganism and politics are pearls tied together in one necklace ... and if any one amongst them is in trouble then they share the pain in between them

Is shehar mein har police waale ka aurat apna mard ka lambi umar ke liye Karva Chauth ka nahi ... Babban ka vrat rakhta hai

Every policeman's wife in this city doesn't keep the Karva Chauth (auspicious) fast for the long life of her husband ... but infact she keep a fast in the name of Babban