Aulad na ho dukh hota hai ... aulad ho aur marr jaye bahut dukh hota hai ... lekin aulad ho aur nalayak, toh bardaash nahi hota

Is mein sirf itni zindagi baki chhodna ... ki yeh apni maut apni aankhon se dekh sake

Kutton aur bikhariyon ka andhar aana mana hai

Hum unlogo mein se nahin hai, joh saanp ka sar kuchalkar usse maar dalte hai ... hum unlogo mein se hai, joh saanp ka sar pakad lete hai aur uske baad uske zehrile daanton ko nikaalkar ... usse nachate hai aur paisa kamate hai

Bachche tumne sirf shehar ke college mein padai ki degree li hai ... maine yeh duniya ke college mein tajurbe ki padai haasil ki hai

Ek bakri hokar tune sher ki jabde mein haath daala hai

Kal mila waqt toh zulfein teri suljha doonga ... aaj uljha hoon halaat ke suljhane mein

Kabhi kabhi dushman ki zindagi ... uski maut se zyada faydemand hoti hai

Lagta hai sode ki bottal ke tarah josh khatam ho gaya hai

Yeh Dilli ki parliament nahin hai, hamari parliament hai ... yahan wahi aadmi bolega, jise hum sawaal poochenge

Mere raaste mein aane ki koshish mat karna, kadam kadam pe barood biccha hua hai ... chithre udh jayenge tumhare ... koi pehchaan nahi payega ke tumhare tudke hai ya ret ke zarre

Meri jaan tujhe mere haathon marna hai ... usko yaad karle jisse yaad karna hai

Ek toh waise teri shakal kharab hai, upar se royega aur manhus lagega

Ban gaya main bhi mazdoor aaj se ... aaj chutti hai, kaam karoonga kal se

Kiya aaj maine akalmandi ka kaam ... ticket lottery ka liya aur paya inaam ... sunke tum log hoge khushi se naach ... inaam mein mile mujhe rupai paanch

Bina shaadi karvaye aap marne chale ... bandook haath mein li nahi jung ladne chale

Thu thu thu ... sharafat ki vardiyon mein kaise kaise baimaanon ne shareer apne chupa rakhe hai

Nahi dalenge hum haath izzat pe tumhari ... pehnayenge mangalsutra yahi khwaish hai hamari

Jabse dekha hai maine is daas ko ... na Shakespeare ko padha hai na Kalidas ko

Bhoolkar bhi paise nahi deta mera baap ... kaise khareedon kaise padhon koi kitaab