Thu thu thu ... sharafat ki vardiyon mein kaise kaise baimaanon ne shareer apne chupa rakhe hai

Kiya aaj maine akalmandi ka kaam ... ticket lottery ka liya aur paya inaam ... sunke tum log hoge khushi se naach ... inaam mein mile mujhe rupai paanch

Bacha tha ek hi dost, uski bhi ho rahi hai shaadi ... yahan har mandap se ladki bhaagti hai, isse kehte hai barbaadi

Bina shaadi karvaye aap marne chale ... bandook haath mein li nahi jung ladne chale

Jabse dekha hai maine is daas ko ... na Shakespeare ko padha hai na Kalidas ko

Baandha na mangalsutra maine kabhi kisi ko ... tum ghabrao ya chillao, baandhonga main tumhi ko

Is pistol mein teen goliyan hai ... kitni khaoge?

Apne maathe se paseena poch ... agar tere gande paseene ki ek boond bhi is dharti par gir gayi ... toh is dharti se anaaj ughna band ho jayega

Bhoolkar bhi paise nahi deta mera baap ... kaise khareedon kaise padhon koi kitaab

Chadte tave ke upar agar do teen rotiyan faltu pakayi jaaye toh koi harz nahi hai ... ek baar tava utar gaya toh mamla thanda ho jaata hai

Joh koi hamare kanoon ke khilaaf bagavat karne ki koshish karta hai ... toh hum usse bina phatak ki railway line par leta kar uski zindagi khatam kar dete hain

Aaj tune aag mein haath daala hai

Main aag se khelta hoon ... raakh jhatak deta hoon

Vishvas mat karna ispe, naqli hai iska jhanda ... kabhi kutte ke pet se nikla hai murgi ka unda?

Gabrana mat ab main loogna iski jaan ... isse gilori banake khaonga jaise ho Banarasi paan

Buddhoo samajhke karta hai meri maskari ... gusse mein aaonga toh kar donga teri kir-kiri

Tum aadmi mamuli nahi bahut azeem ho ... agar yeh Anarkali hai toh tum uske Salim ho