Agar shatranj ki baazi jeetni ho ... toh usse dus dimaag se nahi, ek dimaag se khelna chahiye

Sapne toh sabi dekhte hai ... lekin sirf wohi sapna sakaar hota hai ... joh lakh samjhane par bhi insaan bhulana nahi chahta

Shabash mere cheeteh ... shabash!

Har nayi cheez ke liye kismat ko aazmana bahut zaroori hota hai

Is chaku se aaj tak kaddu, tinde aur tamatar katte aaye hain ... lekin aaj, aaj main katunga

Insaan ko hamesha dhoke ki umeed rakhni chahiye ... do hi cheezein pakki hai ... dhoka aur maut ... sabhi ko zindagi mein kam se kam ek baar toh naseeb hoti hi hai

Aaj Pooja, kal koi dooja

Lalach ki zameen par daulat ki fasal kabhi nahi ughti

Arre yeh theater hai ki koyle ki bhatti ... aye fan chalu kar reh

Judai ka gham jitna hoga ... milan ka mazaa utna hi zyada hoga

Apna toh seedha hisaab hai ... pati toh pati, varna rakhi ready

Oye Miss Universe-(sity)

Hindustani aadmi ka imaan koi paan supari nahi ki khaya aur thook diya ... dushman ki gardan pakad leta hai yeh imaan ... aur tab tak nahi chhodta jab tak ki dushman ke pran na nikal jaaye

Ye mauka haath se mat jaane dena ... jhappi maar ke pappi le lena

Tu jaanta nahi hai apun ko ... yeh area mein apun world famous hai ... world famous

Dole dole mera bhi dil dole ... isse pehle ki meri joote bole ... tu patli gali hole

Khwab aur hakikat mein jab bhi jung hoti hai ... khwab haar jaata hai

Khamoshi mein joh baat kahi jaati hai ... usse samajhne ke liye ek dard bhara dil chahiye

Khoobsurati ki tareef toh dekhte hi ki jani chahiye ... chahe woh koi ladki ho ya koi haseen phool

Joh doosro ko tapkane ki himmat rakhte hai ... un mein khud bhi tapakne ka kaleja rehta hai