Kachhuae na kahaniyon mein jeette hai ... asli zindagi mein nahi

Jab tak main bhaagta rahoonga ... tum chain se nahi baith paoge

Upar wala dua qabool karta hai ... main sirf cash leta hoon

Achchai aur burai ko alag karne waali lakeer seedha dil se nikalti hai

Record 100 par banta hai ... 99 par koi taali nahi bajata

Dono hamare andar hai ... achcha bhi aur bura bhi ... yeh hamare upar hai, hum kisko chune aur kiska saath de

Joh tha jalkar khaak ho gaya, ab sirf ek saaya hoon ... Mr. X naam hai mera, tumhari maut bankar aaya hoon

Mujhe hero ban'ne ki koi ichha nahi hai ... villain ban'ne ka bilkul time nahi hai ... khiladi hoon, khel raha hoon

See you all in the morning ... my babes are calling

Yeh sab idli, rasam aur rum ka kamaal hai

Is tarah ki partyon mein kapde kya mainne rakhte hai ... jahan pe nasha chadne ke baad har koi apne kapde utaar deta hai

Abuse, misuse aur bring us the breaking news

Mumbai mein har doosra aadmi traffic ke naam pe jhoot bolta hai

Agar shaitan chupkar kaam kar raha hai ... toh bhagwan ko bhi chupkar kaam karna hoga

Aam aadmi ki rai kabhi aam nahi hoti

Cricket ho ya pyar ... agar timing sahi nahi hai toh kuch nahi hai

Jab chaati pe India likha ho ... toh dil nahi bharta

Chitta mein shareer jalta hai ... karz nahi

Kayde mein rahoge toh fayde mein rahoge

Panga na le faltu ... aayi bala ko taal tu