Mohabbat ke zamaane guzar gaye janaab ... ab chote mote pyar se hi kaam chala lijiye aap

Main nakaamyab hoon yeh sach hai .... par jaanti ho, is ghar mein mujhse bhi nakaamyab kya hai? ... hamara rishta ... hamari shaadi

Rishtey sirf khoon se nahi hote ... mohabbat se bhi bante hai

Woh raat bhi khoobsurat thi aur woh ladki bhi ... raat ko subah ka intezaar tha aur ladki ko mera

Yeh tum janti ho ki yeh pistol khali hai ... main janta hoon ki yeh pistol khali hai lekin ... police nahin janti ki yeh pistol khali hai

Burra waqt bin bulaye hi aata hai

Mera sahara, mere khuda ki roshni ... Billu, Billu mera dost

Ek galati toh sabko maaf hoti hai ... sabko?

Yeh zindagi nafrat ke liye bahut choti hai

Toote dilon se door mat jaiyo ... milte dilon ke pass mat aaiyo

Kaun kambhakt bardaash karne ko pitta hai ... hum toh pitate hai ki roz yahan aa sake ... maar kha sake, bhav gira sake

Achche log marr jaate hai ... unki achchai hamesha zinda rehti hai

Mercedes chalane waale cycle chala rahe hai ... kis kis bahane dekho tumko mana rahe hai

Mamla toh bahut sangeen hai, thodi ahtiyaad baratna ... par ek baat yaad rakhna, dil ka toh kaam hi hai dhadakna

Sirf ghar se bahar jaane waali aurat badchalan nahi hoti ... ghar ki baatein charon taraf bahar karne waali aurat bhi badchalan hoti hai

Ladkiyon ko IQ nahi CQ chahiye ... "Cool Quotient"

Beauty products se sirf chehra nikharta hai ... khoobsurati nahi badhti

Main nahi manta hamara desh duniya ka sabse mahaan desh hai ... lekin yeh zaroor manta hoon ... ki hum mein kabliyat hai, taqat hai, apne desh ko mahaan banane ki

Is team ko sirf woh players chaiye jo pehle India ke liye khel rahe hain, India ... phir apni team mein apne saathiyon ke liye ... aur uske baad bhi agar thodi bahut jaan bach jaye toh apne liye ... state government ki naukri ya railway flat ke liye nahin

Joh maza apni pehchaan ke saath jeene mein hai ... woh kisi doosre ki parchai banne mein nahi