Seedhe toh aaj kal sadhu nahi chalte ... main toh phir shaitan hoon

Jab mila tha tu mere ghutne tak aata tha ... aaj tujhe tere ghutno pe lana hoga

Naam sunte hi pichwaade mein bhukamp aa gaya na?

Is shehar ke shahenshah log mahalo mein rehte hai ... par is jungle ko chalane ke liye joh sher chahiye woh sadako par hi pehda hote hai

Jab tak haar nahi hoti na ... tab tak aadmi jeeta hua rehta hai

Khaak mazaa hai jeene mein ... jab tak aag na lagi ho apne dushman ke seene mein

Main ek baar dhande ke paise chhod sakta hoon ... par jeet ka maal nahi

Joh main bolta hoon woh main karta hoon ... joh main nahi bolta woh main definitely karta hoon

Ab agar kisi ne tumhe mujhse cheen liya ... toh mera guroor haar jayega

Zindagi kamaal hoti hai ... ulhaj jaaye toh jaan lele ... sulhaj jaaye toh bemisaal hoti hai

Main Krishna hoon is liye chamatkar karta hoon ... chamatkar karta hoon is liye Krishna nahin hoon

Doodh mein nimbu jisne daala ... paneer uska

Soocha tha khatir karenge hum bemisaal teri ... woh dekh tere ghar waale aa gaye hai utaarne khaal teri

Beech mein nah bol!

Oye kake Punjabi na toh chup chap aate hain, na hi chup chap jaate hain

Galati karne waalo ke liye Shoaib sirf ek hi raasta chhodta hai ... upar ka

Na jagde hum apas mein, jagadkar toot jayenge ... tumhara aaina hum hai, humara aaina tum ho

Tu apna bachcha hai ... tere maatam pe ek peg extra lagaonga ... lekin saale tujhe maaroonga zaroor

Subah ki pehli local se leke raat ki aakhri botal tak ... har aadmi ki zubaan par sirf ek hi naam hona chahiye

Pyar bhaut badi googly hoti hai ... mil jaye toh badam varna saali moongphali bhi nahi hoti hai