People become blind in love ... but not a jerk

Out of 2 years, out of 24 months, out of 104 weeks, she has made you cry 102 weeks ... which relationship has the happiness average of one week per year

Try to make them understand anything ... they won't understand at all ... and if their best friend explains them the same thing then they understand within one minute

Don't ask a pious man about his caste, ask him about his knowledge ... value the sword high, and let it remain in the scabbard

Behind every successful man there is a woman ... true ... but no one tells you that behind every unsuccessful man also there is a woman

Bribe is an institution started by women ... because what they have to offer as a bribe is never ending ... and we dumb people who accept their bribe are getting screwed ... better than that would be to marry our hands

This will never happen where you're making 200,000 ... and under pressure from her parents she marries someone who makes only 50,000

Take the girl who was in the movie Titanic ... I agree that there was space for only one person on the plank ... but they could have taken turns 15 minutes at a time

The problem is that I want there to be no problems in my life ... but if there are no problems in my life ... then that's the biggest problem of her life

Now I came to know why so many men get heart attacks and why these gay people are so successful ... because they don't have a woman to screw their happiness

If you can tell me what to wear then why is it that when I tell you the same ... it becomes an issue of equality, liberty, individuality, freedom and sovereignty

Love at first sight feels like an useless concept ... but it can happen with you

The meaning of relationship is to end your own happiness

The biggest bullshit they have is that they want to talk even after sex ... who drinks a soup after having a dessert?

For two weeks they will fry your brain that we need to buy a table, we need to buy a table ... and after spending five hours in the mall they will bring back an ugly pair of slippers ... and again for the next two weeks they will fry your brain that we need to buy a table, we need to buy a table

Bloody their shopping never ends ... first the cushions came, then the curtains came ... then the cushions did not match the curtains so more cushions came ... bloody I have so many mugs at my place that if I go to sell them then it will cover a full month's expenses

No but, no why ... let's fly like a free bird in the blue sky

In India guest and pest can come anytime and anywhere

When it comes to the family ... then you don't have a discussion ... you directly get to action

You asked for toys, and you got the entire toy shop ... you asked for little cash, and you got a credit card ... you asked for milk, and you got sweet rice pudding and that to made from almond milk ... this is what we call as nepotism