Khali-bali ho gaya hai dil duniya se mera ... jab se pehna hai maine yeh ishq-e-sehra ... taar-vaar dil ke sab toot se gaye ... neendon wale jugnu rooth raaton se gaye ... lag sa gaya hai khwaabon ka aankhon mein dera

My heart has become crazy in this world ... since the time I've worn this headdress of love ... all the chords of my heart have broken ... the fireflies of sleep have become upset with the nights ... it's like a carnival of dreams in my eyes

Main daudunga in pairon se, tu bhaga le apni gaadiyan ... teri akal itni kam hai, jitni kam meri maa ke paas sareeyan

I'll run with my legs and you can speed in your cars ... you hardly have anything in your brain, just like my mother has hardly any sarees

Ek hi rasta hai jispe chup-chap sar ko jhukaye huye, band aankhen kiye log chalte hai saare janam ... jaante bhi nahi, sochte bhi nahi, poochte bhi nahi ... unko yeh rasta lekar kahin jayega ya kahin bhi nahi ... chalte chalte kahin ek modh aata hai, seedhe raste se bilkul alag ... koi deewana hi hota hai joh ki udhar jaata hai ... varna baki toh sab seedhe raste pe hi apne saare janam chalte hai ... sar jhukaye huye, band aankhen kiye, aur ek dukh liye ... modh joh dekha tha uspe mudh jaate hum toh na jaane kahan tak pahunch paate hum

There's only one path on which people walk for their entire life silently, with their heads bowed down and with their eyes closed ... they don't know, they don't think, they don't even ask ... whether that path will even take them somewhere or not ... then as they move along a turn comes, totally different from the straight path ... and only a crazy person takes that turn ... because mostly everyone else continues to walk on the straight path for their life ... with their heads bowed down, with their eyes closed, and with a grief in their heart ... that may be if we had taken that turn, then today we would've reached places and attained a lot

Dard hai ghutne mein toh takleef hai uthne mein

It's hard for me to stand up since I have pain in my knees

Hum poore Calcutta ke ... poora Calcutta hamara

I'm completely from Calcutta ... and the entire Calcutta is mine

Aaise aaise surpises diye hai ... samne waale ne agle saal se birthday manana hi bandh kar diya

We have given such surprises ... that the people receiving them have stopped celebrating their birthdays from the following year

Joh deto traas, tyancha mi gheto class

Whoever will trouble me, I'll punish them in my class

Bomb phatke aur phaadke chala gaya

The bomb ripped and tore apart everything

Gun chalane ke liye finger mein nahi backside mein dum hona chahiye

To fire a gun you need courage in your backside and not in your finger

Main paiso ka nahi sirf pyar ka bhookha hoon ... aur mujhe pyar sirf paiso se hai

I'm only hungry for love and not money ... but I'm only in love with money

Partner bana le please ... achcha partner nahi to sectery, assistant ... arre peon hi bana le

Please make me a partner ... ok if not partner then secretary, assistant ... atleast make me a peon

Pyar mein padna is like investing in mutual funds ... hum sabko lagta hai baad mein jab mature hoga na, tab return dega ... joh hum nahi sochte hai woh yeh hai ... ki investing in mutual funds is subject to market risk

Falling in love is like investing in mutual funds ... we all think that it'll give us returns when it'll mature ... what we don't think is that ... investing in mutual funds is subject to market risk

Ye ladki? ... upar upar se, iski packeting phad ke dekho na ... das tagde bande niklenge ander se

She girl? ... only from the outside, when you tear her packaging ... 10 strong men will come from inside

Boond boond se sagar banta hai ... te boondi boondi se ladoo

Drop by drop makes an ocean ... and boondi by boondi makes a ladoo

Yeh joh forever wala rishta hota hai na ... yeh tum ladkiyon mein paidahishi hota hai ... sirf sahi bande ki entry ka intezar hota hai

The relationship of forever ... is there in girls right from birth ... only the entry of a right person is needed

Saale rasta bhar photo khichte aa rahen hain ... camel photo cow aoo photo ... gada ullu kauva kabotar ... photo photo photo

Bloody, all along the road they have been clicking photos ... camel photo cow wow photo ... donkey owl crow pigeon ... photo photo photo

Wedding you two ... planning us two

You two get wedded ... we two will do the planning

Temper nahi ... otherwise my temper will hamper you

Don't increase my temper ... otherwise my temper will hamper you

Ground ke bahar hamari life mein kuch bhi ho raha ho ... jab hum yeh uniform pehenkar ground mein utarte hai ... toh hamara ek hi maqsad hota hai ... jaan lagake desh ke liye khelna

It doesn't matter what's happening in our life outside the ground ... because when we enter the ground wearing this uniform ... then we have just one intention ... and that is to put our life on the line and play for our country

Le, bread pakore ki kasam!

Here, I swear on bread pakora!