100% total dedication to one client ... start to finish no compromise ... mother promise

There is no fun in anything without you ... neither in staring at girls, neither in tea, neither in chow mein

Whoever will trouble me, I'll punish them in my class

Instead of 'A' for apple, 'B' for ball ... we learnt to say 'M' for mother-f**ker and 'B' for bloody sister-f**ker

There's only one path on which people walk for their entire life silently, with their heads bowed down and with their eyes closed ... they don't know, they don't think, they don't even ask ... whether that path will even take them somewhere or not ... then as they move along a turn comes, totally different from the straight path ... and only a crazy person takes that turn ... because mostly everyone else continues to walk on the straight path for their life ... with their heads bowed down, with their eyes closed, and with a grief in their heart ... that may be if we had taken that turn, then today we would've reached places and attained a lot

To fire a gun you need courage in your backside and not in your finger

I'll run with my legs and you can speed in your cars ... you hardly have anything in your brain, just like my mother has hardly any sarees

I'm completely from Calcutta ... and the entire Calcutta is mine

I'm only hungry for love and not money ... but I'm only in love with money

Falling in love is like investing in mutual funds ... we all think that it'll give us returns when it'll mature ... what we don't think is that ... investing in mutual funds is subject to market risk

The bomb ripped and tore apart everything

Please make me a partner ... ok if not partner then secretary, assistant ... atleast make me a peon

The relationship of forever ... is there in girls right from birth ... only the entry of a right person is needed

She girl? ... only from the outside, when you tear her packaging ... 10 strong men will come from inside

Don't increase my temper ... otherwise my temper will hamper you

Until you're in the air, have fun flying and being carefree ... may be you'll never have the need to put your feet on the ground

You two get wedded ... we two will do the planning

Keep your cap ... put it on someone else

It sounds like FM is playing even if she says shit

Bloody, all along the road they have been clicking photos ... camel photo cow wow photo ... donkey owl crow pigeon ... photo photo photo