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# 41
Main paison ka aaisa multiplication karoonga ... ki dekhte dekhte aapke chehre pe joh smile hai uska subtraction ho jayega ... aapke dimaag ka division ho jayega ... aur meri zindagi mein aapki beti ka addition ho jayega
I will do such a multiplication of money ... that looking at that the smile on your face will get subtracted ... your mind will get divided ... and your daughter will get added into my life
# 42
Education se bada koi business nahin hai ... paid service without guarantee
There is no business bigger than education ... paid service without guarantee
# 43
Is saal tu paas ho gaya na ... toh main tujhe Cadabury doongi, woh bhi milak ki
If you pass this year ... then I will you a Cadbury (chocolate), and that to a milk one
# 44
Kathin pariksha mein pass ho jaana meri buri aadat hai
It is my bad habit to pass in tough exams
# 45
Imtihaan ki nakal aur rakhail ki shakal ... parde ke peeche achchi lagti hai
Copying in the exam and the face of a prostitute ... look good behind the curtain
# 46
Yeh headmaster, headmaster nahi hai ji, yeh businessman hai ... aur aaj kal padhai, padhai nahi hai ji, yeh dhanda hai dhanda
This headmaster is a businessman ... and these days education has turned into a business
# 47
Boss number kam hai ... dimag nahin
Boss my grades are low ... not my mind
# 48
Jaisi kaali raat mein khil uthta hai chaand ... in my classes you are the best teacher on demand
Like the moon shines on a dark night ... just like that in my classes you're the best teacher on demand
# 49
Padhoge likhoge toh hoge kharab ... kheloge koodoge toh banoge nawab
If you study and write then you'll become useless ... if you play and jump then you'll become an emperor
# 50
Yeh ratte maarne wala exam ka todh jiske paas nahi hota na ... usse society rishteydar wale nalayak kehte hai
The one who doesn't have the capability of mugging up for the exams ... the society and the relatives call him an unworthy person
# 51
Jitna bhi padh lo graduation, post-graduation ... par jab tak bhen*hod mangalsutra gale mein nahi lagta na ... tab tak life complete nahi hoti
No matter how much you study, graduation or post-graduation ... but until you don't have a wedding necklace in your neck ... till then your life isn't called complete
# 52
Guru sirf gyan hi nahi deta ... balki agyan bhi door karta hai
A teacher not only gives knowledge ... but he also takes stupidity away
# 53
Aap jis school ki KG mein padh rahe hai na ... hum uske principal reh chuke hai
The school in which you are studying Kindergarten ... I have been the principal of that school
# 54
Exam pass karne ke liye zindagi mein fail hona zaroori nahi hai
You should not fail in life just to pass an exam
# 55
Degree se sirf certificate milta hai ... akal nahi
A degree only gets you a certificate ... not the brains
# 56
I not study IIT ... but IIT study me
I didn't study at IIT (Indian Institute of Technology) ... but IIT did study me
# 57
Is desh mein angrezi zabaan nahi hai ... class hai
In this country English is not a language ... it's a class
# 58
Har koi degree diploma le, engineer banne koi zaroori nahi ... Gavaskar, Tendulkar, Zakir Hussain ko koi nahi poochta ... tumhari degree kya hai?
It is not necessary that everyone takes a degree or diploma and becomes an engineer ... no one asks Gavaskar, Tendulkar, Zakir Hussain ... what is your degree?
# 59
Meri janam patri, meri kundli, yeh degree hai ... aur iski kismat mein kitne rahu hai kitne ketu, yeh koi jyotshi nahi jaanta
My astrological birth chart, my horoscope is my degree ... and no astrologer knows how many inauspicious nodes are there in it
# 60
Maa kehti thi ... English tubelight jaisi English khopdi hai meri ... joh aayega, dhere dhere aayega ... magar aayega pakka, bharpoor
My mother used to say that ... my brain is like a English tubelight ... whatever you'll learn, you'll learn slowly only ... but you'll learn it perfectly and completely
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