Gyan baatna chahiye re ... tu kya apne paas rakhke sada-rela hai

Tere se badi degree mere paas hai ... MBA ... "Maha Bekaar Aadmi"

Degree se sirf certificate milta hai ... akal nahi

Yeh headmaster, headmaster nahi hai ji, yeh businessman hai ... aur aaj kal padhai, padhai nahi hai ji, yeh dhanda hai dhanda

Education se bada koi business nahin hai ... paid service without guarantee

Boss number kam hai ... dimag nahin

Kathin pariksha mein pass ho jaana meri buri aadat hai

Imaandari ki third division baimaani ki first division se kahin zyada khushi deti hai

Jitna bhi padh lo graduation, post-graduation ... par jab tak bhen*hod mangalsutra gale mein nahi lagta na ... tab tak life complete nahi hoti

Padhoge likhoge toh hoge kharab ... kheloge koodoge toh banoge nawab

Imtihaan ki nakal aur rakhail ki shakal ... parde ke peeche achchi lagti hai

Jaisi kaali raat mein khil uthta hai chaand ... in my classes you are the best teacher on demand

Yeh ratte maarne wala exam ka todh jiske paas nahi hota na ... usse society rishteydar wale nalayak kehte hai

Exam pass karne ke liye zindagi mein fail hona zaroori nahi hai

Aap jis school ki KG mein padh rahe hai na ... hum uske principal reh chuke hai

I not study IIT ... but IIT study me

Maa main first class first pass ho gaya hoon

Yeh joh jazba hota hai kisi mehenga school college mein padne se toh nahi aata hai ... yeh aata hai croredon Hindustaniyo ki umeedon se

Har koi degree diploma le, engineer banne koi zaroori nahi ... Gavaskar, Tendulkar, Zakir Hussain ko koi nahi poochta ... tumhari degree kya hai?

Guru sirf gyan hi nahi deta ... balki agyan bhi door karta hai