Jisse zindagi ki parvah hoti hai ... maa kasam maarne ka mazaa us hi ko aata hai

Maratha marta hai yah maarta hai

Tere ghar mein calendar hai ... 97 gaur se dekh le, kyun ki 98 tu dekh nahin payega

Mogambo khush hua

Hukum ka ekka aur Ajju bhai ka mukka ... jahan pada game khatam

Tum logo ke bheje mein baat toh jaati nahi hai ... sirf goli jaati hai

Zinda laane ki zaroorat nahi ... murde bhi chalenge

Tezzi goli mein nahi ... chalane waale mein hoti hai

Suar hamesha group mein shikaar karte hai ... aur sher akele

Main mar nahin sakta, na hi zinda pakda ja sakta hoon ... bas maar sakta hoon, sirf maar sakta hoon

Comedy toh abhi abhi shuru ki hai beta ... action main tees saal se karta aa raha hoon

Isse bachane mein mera koi fayda nahi ... aur tujhe todh daalne mein mera koi nuksaan nahi

Meri ek khasiyat hai ki main maarta kam hoon ... aur ghaseet-ta zyada hoon

Na commitment, na appointment ... only punishment!

Aaj agar maut khud mere aur uske beech khadi ho jaaye na ... toh main maut ko bhi maar doonga

Jitne mere khilaf khade huye hai ... woh saale kabr mein pair failake lete huye hai

Sher din mein athra ghante soota hai ... lekin jab jaagta hai tab sabko sula deta hai

Tum agar ek maaroge toh hum char maarenge

Ek din naak mein nakel daalke kheench ke leke jaaunga tujhe main yahan se

Tujhe har goli ka hisaab dena parta hai ... main jitni bhi chalaon ... mujhe koi hisaab nahin dena parta