I've loved you like crazy ... now I am going to hate you like crazy

Dosti ki bhasha sabse alag hoti hai ... woh sirf dil ki baat sunti hai

Tumhari duniya mein roshni hai, zindagi hai, umeedein hai ... meri duniya mein sirf andhera hai aur kuch nahi

Jaane jahan tujhe kya kahoon ... mere khawabon mein, meri baaton mein, meri neendon mein, meri raaton mein bas tu hi tu ... jaaneman meri zindagi hai tu

Cricket mein player nahi ... uska bat bolta hai

Tujhe samjhana jaise haathi ko chaddi pehnana hai

Ab tak tumpar marta tha ... ab tumhare liye marr mitna hai

Don't todho my dil ... please aake tu mil ... I promise we will just chill

Ek beta gaya hai apna farz nibhane ... doosra yahan apna farz nibhayega

Bahar Nana Patekar, andar Amol Palekar!

Maa jab jhoot bole na ... nahi achchi lagti

Aap ki shakal dekhar koi nahi bol sakta ki aap itna achcha soch sakte hai

Kalyug mein zindagi badi kaiyan hai ... aur log maha kaminey

Tujhe dene ke liye toh is duniya mein koi gaali bhi nahi hai

(Apni jaan se bhi keemti kuch aur hai kya?) ... Hai, woh ke jiske liye mara jaa sake

Yeh ladkiyan nahi ... yeh toh vanilla ice cream hai

Roses are red, violets are blue ... roz roz SMS karne waale, kaun hai be tu?

Maal khatam ... party over ... go home!

Do log tabhi milte hai jab destiny unko milvana chahti hai

Phoota hua naseeb aur tezz dimaag ... bahut khatarnak combination hota hai