Kiska jhoot, jhoot hai ... kiske sach mein sach nahi ... hai ki hai nahi, bas yahi sawaal hai ... aur sawaal ka jawaab bhi sawaal hai

Abhi toh hero ne sirf entry maari hai ... aage aage dekh hota hai kya

Dil mein na sahi kadmo mein sahi, jagah toh di usne ... aye Allah tera lakh shukar hai, kahin se toh shuruvat ki usne

Life badi kutti cheez hai ... aur is duniya mein kutton ka bas ek hi jawaab hai

Dil ki agar sunu toh hai, dimag ki toh hai nahi ... jaan loon ki jaan doon, main rahoon ki main nahi

Woh aag hi kya joh lag ke badhe nahi, woh nasha hi kya joh sarr pe chadhe nahi ... nahi banta tab tak koi sachcha aashiq, jab tak ishq mein usko do chaar padhe nahi

Tumhe uthakar museum mein rakhna chahiye ... ticket lagni chahiye tumhe dekhne ke liye

Zindagi mein hamari vaat isse nahi lagti ki hum kaunsa raasta chunte hai ... vaat lagti hai isse ki hum kaunsa raasta chhodte hai

Balls to you and your dosti man!

Har love story mein hamesha do naam hote hai ... lekin meri love story mein sirf ek hi naam hai ... mera

Uske banaye har haseen chehre se ishq karna hai ... aakhir marne ke baad kal usko mooh bhi toh dikhana hai

Itihaas apne panne badal sakta hai par Rajput apne usool nahi badalte

Haan yaar main bada aadmi ban gaya hoon ... aur main aur bada banna chahta hoon ... kyun ki main bada soochta hoon

Dil mila hai ishq karne ke liye, bas itna samajh li jiye ... ek se karna hai yah gyarah se, woh khud hi teh kar li jiye

Aye chutte paise ... tujh jaise charane aathane mujhe mere naam se nahi, meri maar se pechaante hai

Yeh hota hai chutzpah!

Boss kaun hai?

Joh hashr hua hai lakhon ka, apna bhi woh anjaam sahi ... hum pe toh kahi ilzaam lage, tujhpar bhi koi ilzaam sahi

Is zameen aur is aasman se pare ... jahan na waqt ho na tumhare mere sivah koi aur ... sirf ek feeling ho, ek jazba ho ... ki tum mujh mein ho aur main tum mein

Marke hi pata chalta hai ki zinda rahe toh jeeye nahi ... aur marke bhi bache nahi