Shaadi shuda aadmi test cricketer ki tarah hota hai ... usse lambi innings khelni hai ... toh zara pyar se, aaram se ... T20 ke chakkar mein padoge toh Tik-20 ki naubat aa jayegi

A married man is like a test cricketer ... he has to play a long innings ... so relax and play slowly ... if you go for Twenty20 then you'll need Tik-20 (bug killing chemical)

Khel ka nasha toh tabhi chadta hai jab samne waala khiladi purana ho

The intoxication of a game comes only when the player on the other side is an old opponent

Century banane ke liye shuruvat pehle run se karni padti hai

To make a hundred runs you have to start with the first run

Dekhne walon ke liye sport khel hai ... lekin khelne walon ke liye sport ka matlab hai sacrifice

For spectators a sport is a game ... but for the players a sport means sacrifice

Yeh world hai na world, is mein do tarah ke log hote hai ... pehle woh joh darshak banke khel ka lutf lete hai ... aur doosre woh joh maidaan mein utarke khelte hai, aur khel ka rukh badalte hai

There are two kinds of people in this world ... first who become spectators and enjoy the game ... and second who step in the field to play the game, and change the direction of the game

Woh joh matki phodne ka khel hota hai na ... matki phodta toh ek hi hai ... lekin usse us oonchai tak pahunchane wale bahut kandhe hote hai ... mukaam saamne dikhta hai ... aise mein bedhadak chalaang lagani chahiye ... phisalkar gir padhe toh wohi kandhe sambhal lenge ... lekin agar matki tak pahunche aur phod dali ... toh itihaas rach doge

The game in which you break a pot ... there's only one person who breaks the pot ... but there are many shoulders that take that one person to that height ... now when you see your goal in front of you ... then in that situation you should jump without any fear ... because even if you slide and fall then those shoulders will save you ... but if you get to the pot and break it ... then you'll create history

Players ka skill yeh tay karta hai ki ball ki speed kya hogi ... bat ka angle kya hoga ... aur fielder kis second pe upar koodhega ... par catch hoga ya sixer ... yeh toh sirf luck factor pe depend karta hai

The skill of players determines what will be the speed of the ball ... what will be the angle of the bat ... and at what second should the fielder jump up ... but will it be a catch or a six ... that only depends on the luck factor

Dengue, malaria, polio ... inse bhi zyada khatarnak bimaari hai cricket

Dengue, malaria, polio ... even these diseases are nothing in front of cricket

Daulat ki bisat par joh jua tumne khela tha us mein pehli chaal tumne chali thi ... ab meri bari hai

You had played the first move when gambling on the chessboard of money ... and now it's my turn

Baalebaazon ki jagah gulli danda khelne waale bhi bharti karle apne team mein ... toh bhi farak nahi padega jaani

If instead of batsmen even if you put in players who play tip-cat ... then to it won't make any difference

Yeh batting ka nahi, betting ka zamana hai ... aaj kal khelne ka kam, out hone ka zyada paisa milta hai

This is the era of betting, not batting ... nowadays you get less money to play and more to get out

Main jab bhi koi khel khelta hoon ... hamesha uska ek patta bahar chhodkar aata hoon

Whenever I play any game ... I always leave one card of that outside

Ek ball pe do chauke aur ek life do mauke kabhi nahi milte

You don't get, to hit two boundaries on one ball and two chances in one life

Game jeetne ke liye tum kya karti ho yeh important nahi hai ... important hai ki game jeetne ke liye tum kya chhodti ho

It's not important what you do to win the game ... it's important what you give up to win the game

Woh maidaan waadi ke logon ka club hai ... subah se shaam talak udhar kya kya activity chalta hai tumko malum hai? ... subah ko public dabba leke baithta hai ... shaam ko bacha log dabba eyes-spice khelta hai ... cricket ka coaching chalta hai ... couple log ka setting chalta hai ... single log ka fielding chalta hai udhar ... matter ho toh maidaan, mandavli ho toh maidaan ... sangeet kursi ka dhamakedhar aayojan ... fancy dress ka competition ... bhel puri ka lorry ... vada-pav, bhajji-pav ka gaadi ... garba, dandiya, pooja, dooja sab udhar hota hai

That ground is the club for the people of the colony ... from morning to evening do you even know what all activities happen there? ... in the morning people sit there with a bucket ... in the evening kids play the game of eyes-spice over there ... cricket coaching happens over there ... couples have a personal time over there ... single guys watch girls over there ... problems are solved on the ground, settlements happen on the ground ... the organization of musical chairs ... fancy dress competition ... a food truck of bhel puri ... a food truck of burgers ... dance, prayers, everything happens over there

Cricket league is desh ka sabse bada gambling adda hai

Cricket league is the biggest gambling stage in this country

Gundon ko police officer bante mat dekhna ... sharif aadmiyon ko jail mein sadte huye mat dekhan ... desh ke tukde hote huye mat dekhna ... magar cricket zaroor dekhna

Don't watch the goons becoming police officers ... don't watch the honest people burning in the jail ... don't watch your country being broken into pieces ... but definitely watch cricket

Twenty20 mein runs aur zindagi mein paisa ... aana zaroori hai ... kaise aa raha hai no one bothers

Runs in Twenty20 cricket and money in life ... it's important that they come ... no one bothers how do they come

Khel mein apni chaal ke saath saath dushman ki chaal pe bhi nazar rakhni chahiye

In a game along with keeping an eye on your move, you should also keep an eye on the enemies move

Khopadiya kaat kar football nahi khela toh mera naam Kalicharan nahi

My name is not Kalicharan if I don't cut your head and play football with it