Zindagi aaise ho gayi hai jaise bell-bottom aur khudkhushi jeans ki pant

Ladkiyan kapdo ki itni deewani hoti hai ki agar unka bas chale ... toh kafan mein bhi chand sitare dhakava le

Hum sab panchi ek dhaal ke ... dhaage ek rumaal ke ... dimple ek gaal ke

Kapdan par laga daag toh jaag aur sabun se mitt jaat hai ... par jawani par laga daag zindagi bhar nahi chutat hai

Chola badal lene se aadmi ka charitra nahi badal jaata

Hospital mein chloroform ki jagah agar tere kapde soongah diye ja na ... toh patient coma mein chala jayega

Isne tumhe dekha angle badal badalke ... aur tumne isse maara sandal badal badalke

Chola aur kursi badal jaane se aadmi ki janam kundli nahi badalti

Naye jooton ki tarah shuru mein naye naye afsar bhi kaatte hai

Pehli baar sunne mein tera har idea bahut achcha lagta hai ... baad mein saala kachcha nikalta hai

Aapke mahenge suit se mahenge ittar ki khusboo aa rahi hai ... magar uske andhar chupe aadmi se paise ki badbu aa rahi hai

Jootey bande da identity card haunda hai ... bande de chehre se kam, te udhe jooton se zyada pata chalta hai ki woh kaisa banda hai

Khoobsurati kapde ko char chaand laga deti hai ... toh kapda bhi ussi khoobsurati ko aasman pe uchaal deta hai

Ishq toh sabhi karte hai ... lekin sabka kurta pyjama, coat patloon nahi ban jaata

Jab tak phatte cheetre kapdo se gareebi na jhanke ... bhook se bhilagte log dikhai na de ... aur aag mein jhulasta aadmi nazar na aaye ... tab tak Hindustan ke kalakar ko vish award nahi milta

Pajame ne kaha dhoti se ... bane hum dono ek dhaage se ... farak agar hai hum mein toh sirf itna ... tu khulti peeche se, main aage se

Mujh jaise vakil se kabhi mat lena panga ... varna kapde pehne rahoge aur duniya samjhegi nanga

Kisi aadmi ki aukaat janane ke liye ... uske jooton par hi ek nazar dalna kaafi hai

Angdhai na lena aaise haathon ko uthakar ... seene se tere dekh dupatta na satak jaye

Jhaangiya badalne se dast nahi ruk jaate