Hamare Constitution mein na do cheezein bahut important hai ... ek letter aur ek spirit ... yani joh kanoon mein likha gaya hai woh aur uske peeche ki bhavna ... yahan sab sasure letter pe hi lage rehte hai ... joh likha hai follow karo, filein band karo, ghar jaao ... is chakkar mein spirit, yane ki peeche ki bhavna kahin bahut peeche reh jaati hai

There are two very important things in our Constitution ... the letter and the spirit ... meaning, what's written in words, and the spirit behind it ... but here everyone gets stuck only behind the words ... follow what's written, close the files, and go home ... in this process, the spirit behind it gets left far behind

Jhaangiya badalne se dast nahi ruk jaate

Changing underwear doesn't stop diarrhea

Ek khuddar aadmi ke liye jail se badi saza hoti hai sasural ki roti todna

For a self-respecting man, breaking bread at his in-laws' house is a greater punishment than prison

Jab aadmi upar, upar, aur upar jaata hai na ... utna hi neeche, neeche, neeche girta hai

When a person goes up and up in life ... then he falls that much down as well

Joh mukka ladai ke baad yaad aaye na ... usse khud apne mooh pe maar lena chahiye

If a punch comes to your mind after the fight is over ... you should just hit yourself with it

Jab khud barbaad ho chuke ho na ... tab doosre ki barbaadi dekhne mein bada anand aata hai

When you yourself have been destroyed ... then watching someone else getting destroyed feels very satisfying

Patang ko kaatne se pehle usko dheel deni chahiye ... phir jhatke se kaatna chahiye

You should give some slack to a flying kite before you cut it ... and then you should cut it with a jerk