Common chora nahi hai yeh ... kyun ki baat common sense ki kare hai

Maut se kiski rishteydari hai ... aaj hamari kal tumhari baari hai

Bholenath ki teesri aankh hai hum ... aur jab yeh aankh khulti hai toh zindagi maut mein badal jaati hai

Maut sabse halki sazaa hoti hai

Kutte kabhi sher ka shikaar nahi karte ... sher jab dahadta hai toh kutte bhaukana bhool jaate hai

Kaam, naam aur anjaam ... sab tay hai

Joh Bhaiji ka parda phaash karta hai ... Bhaiji uske pet ka parda phaad dalta hai

Kuch dard aaise bhi hai jinse tum waqif nahi ... aaise dard jisse Tina ki toh kya ... insaan ko khud apni pehchan tak bhula dete hai

Tum mujhe giraftar toh kar sakte ho magar sazaa nahi de sakte ... jis din maine tujhe giraftar kar liya na ... us din kanoon bhi mera hoga aur sazaa bhi meri

Talwaron se khelne waale motiyon se khelne lage ... toh unki taqaton ko zung lag jaata hai

Joh khoon peena jaante hai ... woh aasoon bhi pee jaate hai

Har daulat ke peeche koi na koi jurm hota hai ... aur jab tak jurm nahi karta na koi lakhpati banta hai, na crorepati

Mera rasta kaante ki koshish mat karna haraamzade ... varna main tumhari zindagi ki lakeerein kaat doonga

Jhoot nahi bolna yaara, sach kehna ... oh yaara dil na todna

Jaise sher ki aankhon mein dekhkar uska shikaar apni jagah se hil nahi sakta ... waise hi mere dushman meri izaazat ke bagair kahin nahi jaa sakta

Tujhe aaisi maut doonga ... ki teri kriya-karam ke liye tujhe kisi cheez ki zaroorat na padhe

Itne tukde kar doonga ... ke usse doobara janam dene ke liye ek baar bhagwan bhi sooch mein padh jaye

Sher Khan woh heera hai, joh gale se lag jaaye toh haar hai ... aur gale se utar jaaye toh talwar hai

Kabira behta tere dar pe, sabki maange khair ... parwardigar bichadon ko mila de, mila de na yaar

Zindagi ki university mein aaj tumhara pehla imtihan hai ... agar pass ho gaye toh degree ki jagah maal hi maal hai ... aur agar fail ho gaye toh inaam mein police ki goliyan ya jail