Kya kadardano se yeh mehfil khali hai ... na kahin seeti na kahin taali hai

Thoda sa muskurao toh tasveerein achi ho jaati hai ... har haal mein muskurate raho toh zindagi toh achi ho hi jayegi

Joh goliyan chalate hai woh gaaliyan nahi dete

We all start from zero ... take a right decision ... be a hero

Samundar kitna hi bada kyun na ho kisi ki pyaas nahi bhuja sakta ... aur kuvaan kitna hi chota kyun na ho ... pyaas bhujane ke liye kuven ke pani ki hi zaroorat padti hai

Jab zindagi mein pehli baar koi kisi ko I love you bolta hai na ... kya lagta hai ... aaisa lagta hai ki ek bottle daru aang ke andar ghus gaya ho ... aur daru bhi aaisa jis mein mithaas bhi hai aur nasha bhi

Main tumhe bada aadmi samajhta tha ... magar tum sirf amir nikle ... main tumhe apna bhai samjha ... magar tum sirf is shehar ke bhai nikle

Style marna mera kaam ... kyun ki Rajinikanth mera naam

Jis aurat ka pesha hi kahi mardon ka dil lubhana hai ... woh zindagi mein jitna chahe dhan kama le ... izzat kabhi nahi kama sakti

Mera sirf ek screw dheela hai ... baki sab tight hai

Madamji ko jeetne chale hai Dev Pratap ... saath hai Sanjeevani, khatam karenge paap

Bechain ho rahe hai woh sheron ke dhahadon se ... gira diye jaoge tum in pahadon se

Agar hum in kutton ke haath lag gaye ... toh yeh kutte hum mein kutte ki maut maar dalenge

Mere nasson mein khoon ke saath saath barood bhi behta hai ... aur aaj tujhe is barood ke dhamake bhi sunne padenge

Gundon ka rakhail kabhi gareebon ka rakhwaala nahi ban sakta

Daal mein kaala ho ya garam masala ... kahan chup gaya hai saala?

Hoshiyaari toh hoshiyaar logon se ki jaati hai

Main toh aapse dur rehna chahta hoon ... magar yeh kambhakt haath uchal uchal ke, uchal uchal ke ... tumse chipak jaata hai

Din mein vaade karte hai, raat mein jagte hai ... darr yeh hai ke aapke iraade mujhe nek nahi lagte hai

Gas ke cylinder mein aur unke calendar mein ... dono mein aag hi aag hove hai