Arjun Kapoor

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Tune Rambo ka naam suna hai? ... Terminator, Salman Bhai? ... in sabko na ek mixi mein daal, teen char baar ghuma ... aur joh glass bharke milkshake banta hai na ... woh hoon main

Have you heard about Rambo? ... Terminator, Salman Khan? ... put all of these in a mixer, spin it three or four times ... and the glass of milkshake that gets made ... that's me

Tevar

Comedy•Food & Drinks•Rowdyism

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Mera maqsad mehnat se bachna nahi ... meri mehnat faltu maqsad se bachke rehna hai

My goal is not to stay away from hard work ... I work hard to stay away from useless goals

Ki And Ka

Inspiration

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Tere spaghetti jaise ghane lambe baal ... olives jaisi kaali kaali, actually not so kaali kaali aankhen ... baby corn jaisi nukeeli naak ... cherry tomatoes jaise laal laal gaal ... sliced bell pepper se bane honth ... jalapeno si teekhi zubaan ... chalti phirti pasta dish ho

You have dense black hair like spaghetti ... black eyes like olives, actually not completely black ... sharp nose like baby corn ... red cheeks like cherry tomatoes ... lips made from sliced bell pepper ... spicy tongue like jalapeno ... you're a walking pasta dish

Ki And Ka

Food & Drinks•Comedy

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Sugarfree biscuit jis mein sugar kam hai ... sugar waale biscuit se double mehenga ... slim milk jis mein doodh kam hai ... woh doodh waale milk se zyada mehenga hai ... kam khana zyada khane se expensive ho gaya hai

Sugarfree biscuits which have less sugar ... are double the price of the sugar biscuits ... slim milk which has less milk ... is more expensive than regular milk ... eating less has become more expensive than eating more

Ki And Ka

Food & Drinks•Money•Comedy

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Joh koi bhi kisi bekasoor ka qatal karta hai ... woh poori insaaniyat ka qatil hai ... joh koi bhi ek zindagi bachata hai ... woh poori insaaniyat ko bachata hai

The one who kills an innocent person ... that person is the killer of the entire humanity ... the one who saves even one life ... that person is the saviour of the entire humanity

India's Most Wanted

Inspiration

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Bande ko na hard working nahi ... smart working hona chahiye

A person should not be hard working ... he should be smart working

Mubarakan

Inspiration

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Main apni maa jaisa banna chahta hoon

I want to become just like my mom

Ki And Ka

Parents

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Aapke yeh Bernard Shaw wale idea jisne maan liye na ... usko toh Waheguru bhi nahi bacha sakte

The one who listens to these Bernard Shaw ideas of yours ... even God won't be able to save him

Mubarakan

Comedy

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Woh aashiq ki kya joh mashooq-e-dil ka haal x-ray na kar paaye

A lover who isn't able to x-ray the condition of his beloved's heart, ain't a lover

Namaste England

Romance

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Agar har rishtey ki ek umar hoti ... toh hamare rishtey ki umar humse thodi si zyada hoti

If every relationship had an age ... then our relationship would live slightly longer than us

Mere Husband Ki Biwi

Drama

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Tujh jaise doston ki wajah se life insurance ka ijaad hua tha ... ki bhai sahab life aapki le na le, aise haraamkhor dost zaroor le lenge ... karva lo policy

Life insurance was invented because of friends like you ... because if life doesn't screw you, then your bastard friends will definitely screw you ... so do get a policy

Mere Husband Ki Biwi

Life•Friendship•Comedy