Itna pyar karte hai, itna pyar karte hai tohra ke ... itna ki koi pahad rok na sake ... itna ke aasmaan mein samaa na sake ... itna ki koi soch bhi na sake

Main sahi hoon ya galat iska faisla aap nahi desh ki janta karegi ... kyun ki sabse upar main ek hi adalat ko maanta hoon ... aur woh hai janta ki adalat

Hum toh outsourcing karte hai ... yamraj ke liye

Caren hai bahut zyada par tel bahut kam hai ... issi liye Iraq pe giraye gaye itne bomb hai

Phatne se phele agar phatne wale ki na phatte ... toh phir kya fateh

Bade police waale ki aankh mein aankh daalke baat karne ka mazaa hi zabardast hota hai

Kafan mein pocket nahi hota aur upar account transfer nahi hota

Kapda hai bahut zyada par kameez bahut tang hai ... badal hai bahut zyada par baraste kitne kam hai

Wife shakti ... husband sehanshakti

Jis rang ki goli mujhe chhuke guzregi ... woh rang is desh se hamesha ke liye mitt jayega

Aadmi ki taqat aur uski himmat, uski chaati kitne inch ki hai isse tay nahi ki jaati ... uski taqat hoti hai uske dimaag mein

Free mein thodi na maarenge ... ek ek ka paisa mila hai

Insaan ki raakh se uski kundli nikaal leta hoon

Tu alag alag pehda hota na ... toh aaj chaar paanch bhai behan hote tere ... tere pe chaar paiyye laga doon na ... toh Nano car lage

Aaj ke doobte huye suraj ke andhere se main nahi darta ... kal ka ughta hua suraj aasman ko phir se kesariya bana dega

Bakch*di karna ek baat hai ... aur doosre ki aankh mein aankh daalke uske chaati mein goli daagna doosri baat hai ... phatke haath mein aa jaati hai

Sharaab pilane wala banda acha hota hai ... lekin zaroorat se zyada sharaab pilane wala?

Bheekh maange se acha hai gunda banke apna haq cheenna

Mere hisaab se do hi loktantra hai ... ek woh jis mein sehna hai, chup rehna hai ... ya woh jis mein sehna nahi hai, kehna hai

Aadmi toh karke bhool jaata hai par uska kiya kahin nahin jaata ... ghoomkar ek din uske samne zaroor aata hai