Der se mila hua insaaf khud ek na-insaafi hai

Joh goli se jeeta hai ... woh goli se marta bhi hai

Ghar aur gaon chin jaye, toh bachti hai sirf bihad ki god ... hal ko loha agar haathon se chin jaye, toh bachti hai sirf bandook

Sach pedh ke beej ki tarah hota hai ... jitna chahe dafna lo ... ek din bahar aa hi jaata hai

Ladaiyan hauslon se jeeti jaati hai ... sankhya, bal aur hathyaaron se nahi

Yeh dharti banjar hoke bhi buzdil pehda nahi karti hai

Kameez ke toote huye button se lekar tooti huyi himmat tak ... aurat kuch bhi jodh sakti hai

Hamla ... pehla vaar lakh molachi

Banegi ek nayi tareekh, surkhiyon mein likhega zamana ... apne watan ke khatir, jaan par khel gaya Parwana

Aag mein kood padhun ... iraadon mein asar rakhta hoon ... naam hai Parwana ... hateli pe jigar rakhta hoon

Tera kehar toh zehar bankar meri ragon mein daud raha hai ... jis din yeh lava phatega ... tera naam-o-nishaan tak mitta dega

I hate crime and I hate criminals

Ghadi ho toh Rado, gaadi ho toh Prado ... serial ho toh "Na aana is desh mein Lado"

Main har Hindustani ka bhai hoon ... lekin tujh jaise gaddaro ke liye kasai hoon

Taqat, bandook ki nali se ubharti hai

Bomb ke phatne se dhamaka nikalta hai, patloon ke phatne se dhaga nikalta hai ... aur air condition kamre mein agar kisi ki phatti hai toh ... paseena nikalta hai

Aap har roz fancy dress competition mein jaati hai ... ya get up change karna aapki hobby hai

Agar Taj Mahal pyar ki nishani hai ... toh Hindustan tere baap ki kahani hai

Aasmaan ka rang aankhon mein leke utri hai ek videshi apsara ... pighal rahi hai baraf, pighal raha hai ek brahmachari ka dil zara zara ... kahin aisa toh nahi ki saawan ke andhe ko dikhta ho sab hara hara

Jhooth ko sach banane ke liye saboot ki zaroorat hoti hai ... sach toh khud ek saboot hai