Boss number kam hai ... dimag nahin

Abhi toh apan small se large hua hai ... abhi patiala hona baki hai

Mari hui murgi ka bhav aaj kal zyada hai

Ek toh yeh shehar naya, upar se yeh naukri nayi ... aur koi jana pehchana nahi, kisi ke ghar ghusne ka bahana nahi ... ek ajnabi pe bharosa kare, aaisa toh koi zamana nahi ... in short rehne ka thikana nahi

Mechanic doctor hota hai ... gaddion da doctor

Mujhe susu aayi hai

Ek pal ko bhi mehfil mein tera deedar na hua ... tujhe takne walon se nazar hat'ti nahi

Aaj kal relationship mein ghusna aasaan hai, us mein se nikalna mushkil ... rishta jodna aasaan hai, todna mushkil

Kar dena mere naam ka gaaliyon mein shumaar ... gar in aankhon ke vaade se mukar jaun

Joh haath aasman choomti imaratein banate hai ... joh haath loha pighlate hai ... woh dushman ke gale tak bhi jaate hai

Main aag se jalta nahi ... kuch rishta hai mera aag se ... aag mujhe jalati nahi

Tu jhoothi main makkaar ... hona hi tha pyar

Picture jab housefull hota hai na ... toh ticket us-hich ko milta hai jiski manager tak pehchan ho

Agar hum pul, sadak, hawai adde banakar duniya ke ek kone ko doosre kone se jodh sakte hai ... toh apne dushman ko duniya ke kisi bhi kone se uthakar todh bhi sakte hai

Main ghosts se ladta nahi hoon, unhe kha jaata hoon

Jiska seedha jhooth pakad mein aa jaye woh ladka toh imaandar hai ... kyun ki ladkiyon ki jhooth ki expectation toh hai hi humse ... woh, woh maaf kar deti hai ... jhooth ko saleeke se, akal ke saath chupana ... woh maaf nahi kar paati

Light us roshni ka naam hai joh hum sabke andheron se badi hai

Pyar ke baad sex roohani ... sex ke baad pyar baimaani

Bourbon ki tu batli main tera happy hour ... tu Saturday ki raat hai main Sunday ka akhbaar ... tu Umrao Jaan toh main Bachchan ki Deewaar ... banh phad le meri darling, tu jhoothi main makkaar

Meri intentions galat toh ho hi nahi sakti ... main koi is liye pyar ki baat thodi kar raha hoon ki mile jaye ... main toh mil jane ke baad pyar ki baat kar raha hoon