Choti umar ke dost rakhne se koi jawan nahi ho jaata ... aur badi umar ke dost rakhne se koi samajhdar nahi ho jaata

Making younger friends doesn't make anyone younger ... and making elder friends doesn't make anyone wiser

Bhagwan na swarg se jode banakar dharti pe bhejta hai ... aur insaan usse todhkar joh paap karta hai na ... usse talaq kehte hai

God makes couples in heaven and sends them to earth ... and the sin that humans commit by breaking them ... is called as divorce

Aye single screen ke pitte huye hero log

Hey you thrashy heroes of a single screen

Abbe kya rakha hai in baaton mein ... khurpa lele haathon mein

There is nothing in these talks ... take a cooking spoon in your hands

Oye guess kar ... chawani doonga

Take a guess ... I'll give you 25 paise

Aye over budget picture ke hero log

Hey you heroes of an over budget film

Suna hai sach aur jhooth ki jung mein jeet hamesha sach ki hoti hai ... aur apne desh ka sach toh yeh hai ... ki jeet ussi ki hoti hai jiske paksh mein kaagaz hota hai ... itni taqat hai apne system mein kaagaz ki ... aur kaagaz ki is taqat se takrana na toh koi mamooli kaam hai aur na hi kisi mamooli aadmi ka kaam hai

I've heard that in the war between truth and lies, the truth always wins ... and the reality in our country is that ... the one who has the paper on their side wins ... paper holds a lot of power in our system ... and it's not an ordinary thing to stand against this power of paper and neither is it the work of an ordinary man

Poori Delhi mein aisi mithai nahi milegi ... lekin is mithai mein hai na, aapko poori Delhi mil jayegi

You won't find this sweet in entire Delhi ... but in this sweet you'll definitely find the entire Delhi

Jaise daane daane pe khane waale ka naam likha hota hai na ... vaise hi goli goli pe bhi khane waale ka naam likha hota hai

Just like on every particle of food is written the name of the person who is going to eat it ... just like that only every bullet is written the name of the person who will be shot with it

Mere ghar mein kaun nagina hai kaun kamina hai?

In my house who is a diamond and who is a scoundrel?

Meri apni khud ki ek personal biwi hai

I have one personal wife of mine

Aye toh ho late ... lekin ho aap great

You may have come late ... but you're great

Oye mere dry fruiton, oye mere kaju, oye mere badam ... oye jhappi de de yaar, oye pappi de de yaar

Oh my dry fruit, oh my cashew, oh my almond ... give me a hug, give me a kiss

Nyay ke liye ladna bhi toh hamara naitik farz hai

It is our moral duty to fight for justice