Maine suna tha police walo ko kabhi ungli nahi karni chahiye ... lekin police wale hamari aisi ungli karenge ... kabhi nahi socha tha yaar

Daulat ka nasha kisi drug se bhi zyada khatarnak nasha hota hai

Aap jism hai, main rooh ... aap faani hai, main lafaani

Joh ek baar bhaagte hai ... woh hamesha bhaagte rehte hai

Rishtey kisi guarantee card ke saath toh aate nahi hai

Ek France banda, German banda speak wrong English ... we no problem ... ek Indian banda say wrong English ... banda hi bekaar ho jaata hai ji

Saaf sutre kapde, saaf sutre dimaag ki nishaani hai ... aur saaf sutra dimaag, saaf sutra samaaj ki nishaani hai

Log ikke se jeette hai ... hum tujhe rani se jeetke dikhayenge

Kahi baar choti choti nadaaniyo se nuksaan bada ho jaata hai

My life is Hindi but my wife is English

Today god promise I speak English ... because English is India and India is English

Kaam khatam hone ke pehle jashn nahi manate ... nazar lag jati hai

Abhi servicing ho gayi tumhari

Ab yeh case aayega mere under ... aur main karoonga iska encounter