Jaana sabne khaali haath hi hai ... yeh paisa kisi ke saath nahi jaata ... sab yahin reh jaata hai

Rishtey kisi guarantee card ke saath toh aate nahi hai

Maine suna tha police walo ko kabhi ungli nahi karni chahiye ... lekin police wale hamari aisi ungli karenge ... kabhi nahi socha tha yaar

Ek France banda, German banda speak wrong English ... we no problem ... ek Indian banda say wrong English ... banda hi bekaar ho jaata hai ji

Daulat ka nasha kisi drug se bhi zyada khatarnak nasha hota hai

Customer toh God hi hota hai ... lekin biwi na Mata Rani hoti hai

Log ikke se jeette hai ... hum tujhe rani se jeetke dikhayenge

Kahi baar choti choti nadaaniyo se nuksaan bada ho jaata hai

Saaf sutre kapde, saaf sutre dimaag ki nishaani hai ... aur saaf sutra dimaag, saaf sutra samaaj ki nishaani hai

Today god promise I speak English ... because English is India and India is English

Kaam khatam hone ke pehle jashn nahi manate ... nazar lag jati hai

Abhi servicing ho gayi tumhari

My life is Hindi but my wife is English

Ab yeh case aayega mere under ... aur main karoonga iska encounter