Film tab tak flop nahi hoti jab tak uska poster nahi utar jaata

Kabhi kabhi zyada pyar bhi nuksaan kar deta hai

Mohabbat ... aadmi itna majboor ho jaata hai, ki mohabbat mein joh usoolan galat hota hai ... woh bhi sahi lagta hai

Dil mera pehli baar zor se dhadka hai ... unki ek jhalak milte hi life mein chha gaya filmy romance ka tadka hai

Itna maroonga ki judge ke order order bolne se pehle ... tere liye ambulance ka order de diya jayega

Kisi fan se latkakar tumhe aaisa ghumaonga ... ki bhool jaoge ki insaan ho ya latoo

Bachchon se haath nahi milaya jaata hai ... unhe aashirwad diya jaata hai

Joh baar baar pair chuta hai ... woh kabhi kabhi pairon taale zameen khiska deta hai

Dil chhune wali kahaniyan kabhi dil cheer bhi deti hai

Jin toofano mein tum jaiso ke jhopde udh jaaya karte hai ... hum unhi toofano mein apne kapde sukaya karte hai

Tere shareer mein itna khoon nahi hoga ... jitna Ravikumar ek baar mein moot deta hai

Kundli mein shani, ghee ke saath honey, aur Ravikumar se dushmani ... sehat ke liye hanikarak ho sakti hai

Keh rahi hai nazdeekiyan faasle hai ab bhi darmiyan ... teri mohabbat mein awara hua hai dil, dhoond raha hai teri galiyan

Maana ki daulat mein bahut taqat hoti hai ... magar paisa hi sab kuch nahi hota ... maana ki tumne zameer khareede honge bahut ... magar har imaan bikau nahi hota

Tu bura hai toh main bure logon ka nawab hoon ... tu bada hoke bighda hoga ... main bachpan se kharaab hoon

(Chuhoon aur Hindustaniyon mein farak kya hai?) - Sirf ek border ka

Sudhar ja nahi toh guzar jayega

(Aa raha hoon main) - Immigration ke baad seedha tera cremation hoga

(Yeh tum har baat pe dialogue kyun maarte ho?) - Kyun ki har superhit action se pehle ... superhit dialogue zaroori hota hai

Mere sanskaaron mein mujhe marne ki izaazat hai ... darne ki nahi