Aapki beti ek jeeti jaagti tension ki machine hai

Teri mom ne kabhi sabun se tera mooh nahi dhoya kya? ... kitni gaaliyan deti hai

Tum itni saaf ho ki tumhe aas paas ki gandagi dikhti hi nahi hai

Kuch anjaam maut se bhi bure hote hai

Environmentalist ... environment kam mentalist zyada

Yahan har koi saans toh le raha hai ... magar zindagi se bahut door

Tum usse bachane ke liye kheloge aur main uska the end karne ke liye

Commentary dena bada aasaan hai ... match khelna mushkil hai

Joh tum sun bhi nahi sakti ... usse maine har pal jiya hai

Jail mein gandagi dhoi nahi jaati ... gunah, gussa, tadap, dard in ragon mein baar baar duboya jaata hai ... saalon saal jab tak insaaniyat ka rang hamesha ke liye utar na jaye ... bas ek rang bachta hai, nafrat ka rang

Idli sirf sambar ke saath achchi lagti hai ... cholon ke saath nahi